Post AynILqZ50u8724Igfw by etchedpixels@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AYLCUTdRtyQY9eKxmq by ifixcoinops@retro.social
       2023-08-03T02:56:11Z
       
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       I'm getting on a plane to go and visit my family in England tomorrow, which is nice :)But I had to go clothes shopping, boooooo
       
 (DIR) Post #AYLCUUMpBGiuQNZCVs by ifixcoinops@retro.social
       2023-08-03T02:58:14Z
       
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       Some people buy clothes for fun.  I buy clothes when I look at myself and go "Gah shite, me bloody clothes have all worn out ffs" and tbh buying more clothes is seldom, like, an exciting or interesting affair
       
 (DIR) Post #AYLCUUzoqHuoNJoLIG by ifixcoinops@retro.social
       2023-08-03T03:15:27Z
       
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       My idea: CLOTHES SHOP FOR DADSYou roll up at the facility, drive over to the JEANS hut.  Dinnerlady-type in her wee hole says "What size luv," you go "thirrehfourthirrehtwoluv" while making a mental note to go easy on the pies so you can get back to 32/32, she goes "Right you are luv, tenner alright?" and chucks you a bin bag full of dead blokes' jeans that aren't too far gone and you give her a tenner and you're done, move on.  T-shirts next.T-shirts are more complicated, your jeans were the simple one to ease you into it.  Pull round to a bloke eating a pasty.  He asks "Size," you go "Medium or large depending y'know," he nods, "You wanting colour, drab, black or mixup?" you think about it a moment and go aye, go on then, "Mix it up mate, colours and drab," he goes "Plain or wi' shite on, plain's two quid extra," you're sure as hell not gonna advertise some bugger else's T-shirt business on your body, so you give him twelve quid and he hands you Bin Bag 2.There's a pub on-premises that'll do you some chips or a pasty and you can watch the JCB sorting out the clothes while you drink your pint and furtle through your bags to see what you've bought.It'd be brilliant.  Buying clothes would have nae stress at all, plus if you ended up wearing shite and looking a bit of a muppet you could just go "Aye well it were in the bag weren't it" and everybody'd nod and go aye, fair do's
       
 (DIR) Post #AYLCUVg0JRewU9Y22y by smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz
       2023-08-03T03:22:39Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops seems like my kind of clothes shopping.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYNn2HTMOD0ljIK41I by 1iceloops123@shitposter.club
       2023-08-04T09:22:01.385367Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops need a dad's soda shirt
       
 (DIR) Post #AYmbOegr6vbakceUi0 by izaya@social.shadowkat.net
       2023-08-16T08:36:12.233842Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops would've been all over this like, a year ago
       
 (DIR) Post #AynILnr35dikcvgUlc by pseudonym@mastodon.online
       2024-10-29T21:07:59Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops Sorry to start up your year old thread again, but just came across this, and as a USA-ian, I'd back this as an international franchise.
       
 (DIR) Post #AynILqZ50u8724Igfw by etchedpixels@mastodon.social
       2024-10-30T10:20:24Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops My perfect clothes shop is still the one I can walk into 10 years later and say I want 5 more of [part number]