Post Ayc6uujaASEfuUbnHc by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
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(DIR) Post #Ayc5sOg4Hah7xGCVSy by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-26T23:33:43.277729Z
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These damn anglo saxon Nazis just want to break up the glorious land of my butt.
(DIR) Post #Ayc5zPDkf3VtfPIXDs by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-26T23:34:58.610503Z
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@Turkleton temu @matty post
(DIR) Post #Ayc6ZJFULHYLZPELya by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-26T23:41:28.689194Z
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@sapphire @matty I am posting like a millionaire
(DIR) Post #Ayc6jJcdoCSxckpb8q by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:42:40.915573Z
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You don't know the meaning of the word "rich". Let me tell you how I start every day: I eat Kobe and Wagyu strip steaks for breakfast, each butchered and cooked before I awaken. I pick my teeth with a fresh rhino horn from only the oldest and most endangered bulls every time, enjoying my morning show of watching the dumb brute bleed out in suffering and horror. I brush my teeth with horseshoe crab blood, and my mouthwash is cone snail venom. My toilet is solid rhodium, it flushes with heated Black Ivory coffee. I shower with Acqua Di Cristallo, washing only with Khan Al Saboun, and bathe in Beverly Hills 9OH2O.My cologne is ambergris and deer musk. I chug gallons daily of Da Hong Pao tea. I dip Kiwami Omakase in one bowl of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall each. I chain smoke Gurkha Royal Courtesans. I snack on Strottarga Bianco, washing down each bite with Domaine de la Romanée-Conti.My walls are premium agarwood and opaque lutz marble. My floorboards are ivory from only the oldest and most freshly slain elephants, which are replaced after my every step. My ceiling lamp is diamonds, I sleep in my custom Baldacchino Supreme which is replaced and crafted anew each morning, my nightstand solid ruby and emerald. My phone case is imperial jade studded sapphire, my computer parts are all antimatter. I buy Waltons, Al Nahyans, Rothschilds, Bilderbergs, and Rockefellers like you pirate Poké'mon.I look down on the whole world at all times atop hidden mountain peak strongholds (I order them demolished when I'm done with them, I refuse to touch used goods), in billion-dollar private jets (I throw them away after I've reached my destination, I refuse to look upon used goods), in trillion-dollar gigayachts (I throw them away when I'm bored of the ocean, I refuse to go near used goods). I enjoy exploring the Challenger Deep, I've seen and eaten wonders both subtle and gross that no other human has ever perceived nor will ever know of again. And when I'm bored of that my private space station awaits me (which I throw away when I'm done with it, I refuse to even know about used goods).I do all this just to flex on poors, yet I don't think about any you at all. My floor sweepers, toilet scrubbers, and pedicurists are the heads of international banks; teracorps like Blackrock, State Street, and Vanguard; and above-all-governments organizations like the United Nations, the World Economic Forum, and the International Monetary Fund.I'm too busy indulging in my deity to even look upon any with less than ten-trillion in their checking account. Who gave you permission to look upon my glorious form, the physical manifestation of my beatitude? Keep your face in the dirt at my feet where you belong, bacteriophage.All the above is only I'm taking a short break, a little nap, from my abode high above reality, when I want have some simple, pointless fun dipping my toes into and skipping pebbles across the shallow pond of my playground the multiverse. There is nothing within or without existence I don't look down upon without saying, "Mine." I'm no atheist: there is a God, and he's privileged to be my pet.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6jKtL5bPvYpeRo8 by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-26T23:43:15.563103Z
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@iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty @Turkleton You know what? You actually convinced me to drop fediverse entirely. I was on the fence and willing to give it a couple of weeks to see if I could find people worth following him and for the signal among all the noise. Thinking it through there is no signal, there's only noise and it's not worth the effort. I would unironically be better off on reddit despite the heavy censorship. I can't stand the wokeness and I can't stand tranny childrens thinking it's funny to spam nigger. Hopefully we'll get a better alternative where adults can talk about things without children shitting on the floor. I doubt it and those children will be responsible when things continue to get worse and their stupid antics crippled any attempt to create alternative options. Get fucked Fediverse. You're a bunch of dumb cunts.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6tTMSSDr8j06ZNo by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-26T23:45:07.406807Z
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@iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty @sapphire I want to try Da Hong Pao tea so bad
(DIR) Post #Ayc6uujaASEfuUbnHc by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:44:57.166023Z
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Copypasta or not, I tried that last year.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6zGqJuU3RdZpzGq by Mamako@tsundere.love
2025-09-26T23:46:09.982605Z
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@sapphire @matty @Turkleton @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme You know what? You actually convinced me to drop fediverse entirely. I was on the fence-post and willing to give it a couple of minutes to see if I could find trannies worth following xer and for the signal among all the noise. Thinking it through there is no signal, there's only noise and it's not worth the effort. I would unironically be better off on discord despite the heavy censorship. I can't stand the nazism and I can't stand tranny childrens thinking it's funny to spam xigger. Hopefully we'll get a better alternative where pedophiles can talk about things without nazis shitting on the feed. I doubt it, and those nazis will be responsible when things continue to get worse and their stupid antics crippled any attempt to create alternative options. Get fucked Fediverse. You're a bunch of dumb chuds.
(DIR) Post #Ayc74OUKubQ4nTzv9c by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-26T23:47:04.858617Z
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@Turkleton @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme aint no tea in the world worth that much money and I say that as a tea snob
(DIR) Post #Ayc74VgIAY8t6ae4GG by DrRyanSkelton@poa.st
2025-09-26T23:47:07.106891Z
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@sapphire @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty @Turkleton If I had a nickel for every time I've convinced someone to drop fediverse entirely...
(DIR) Post #Ayc78HpbbWdBJEnoGW by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-26T23:47:47.638878Z
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@sapphire @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme True. I would like to steal a cup though. Just a pipe dream haha
(DIR) Post #Ayc7BRXzw90SJO4W24 by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:47:11.708670Z
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(DIR) Post #Ayc7Gjklfu74DyZLTU by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-26T23:49:18.683926Z
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@iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty @Turkleton this is the tea equivalent of a Wendy's wagyu burger where its got like 0.0005% wagyu fat added
(DIR) Post #Ayc7xl6yV7YqtATErQ by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:52:18.643391Z
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Similarly, I suspect the likes of this have about as much wagyu as there are the legal limit of crushed bug limbs on apple polish and pork chops.
(DIR) Post #Ayc7xmQraf42z8mdV2 by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-26T23:57:04.319506Z
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@iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty @Turkleton America has very few laws about PDO so I would immediately suspect anything like this that isn't independently certified by wherever its supposed to come from. I suspect this is about as much wagyu as kraft shake cheese is parmesan
(DIR) Post #Ayc851HUmTMJ46qzjc by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-26T23:58:24.894406Z
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@sapphire @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty I had vegan fake Parmesan cheese once. It is the weirdest shit flavor ever.
(DIR) Post #Ayc89vQtx5VwNJanbM by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-26T23:59:17.275216Z
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@Turkleton @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme oh hey I have a bag that collects that on my table saw
(DIR) Post #Ayc8SMZxlIufmPcfui by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-27T00:02:37.956937Z
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@sapphire @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme I have tried so many of the fake vegan stuff products because of ex gfs. Had fake salmon once. Very untasty.
(DIR) Post #Ayc8Y4hJ9r843hmXVg by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-27T00:03:38.512696Z
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@sapphire @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme One thing they are good at though is pastries. They make good vegan chocolate muffins I swear.
(DIR) Post #Ayc8YvLrOKSrMX9ewC by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-27T00:03:06.493392Z
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I once had soy-free vegannaise... it was okay.
(DIR) Post #Ayc8bRkjtZ3eQrzjNI by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-27T00:04:16.499359Z
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@iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @matty @sapphire I had vegan mayo. I liked it on sandwiches.
(DIR) Post #Ayc8cfHz3NDKhh7q6a by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-27T00:04:18.596687Z
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Pastries if made without milk and eggs are vegan anyway. :marseythumbsup:
(DIR) Post #Ayc8s7k7XqwpINepxw by Rhodesian_YuKari@poa.st
2025-09-27T00:07:17.390040Z
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@Turkleton @sapphire @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme What's your opinion on the vegan fried chicken? Every once in a while I'm reminded of Chicken-of-the-woods and I'm dying to try it, a mushroom substitute for chicken. I've also heard about using Tofu as a chicken substitute, but I can't imagine how that'd fare. It'll take breading and frying just as easily, but the only taste reference I have for Tofu is when I had some braised at this Vietnamese place.
(DIR) Post #Ayc998mkvEuzS40L2m by Turkleton@poa.st
2025-09-27T00:10:21.526750Z
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@Rhodesian_YuKari @sapphire @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme I never had vegan fried chicken but I had the chicken nuggets and had some chicken flavored TVP (textured vegetable protein) in a stir fry. I gotta say they do a good job at the fake chicken stuff. I love a good tofu stir fry.
(DIR) Post #AyeBwzdpmW83nPeOZs by Rhodesian_YuKari@poa.st
2025-09-27T23:51:12.281143Z
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@Turkleton @sapphire @matty @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme Mhm, thanks for the info. Should I ever find myself with the misfortune of Radically Vegan company, I at least know what I can reliably order if the opportunity arises.Still, I really wish I knew a local mycologist or whoever it is I need to get hooked up with non-psychedelic edible mushrooms. Heard about Chicken-of-the-woods and some kind of Cordyceps variant that allegedly is great if you're trying to get into better athletic shape
(DIR) Post #AyeDvQXb00ZuYI76FU by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-09-28T00:13:18.881823Z
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@Rhodesian_YuKari @matty @Turkleton @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme grow them yourself it’s a really relaxing hobby
(DIR) Post #AyejpjjDwcKmrBsnei by Rhodesian_YuKari@poa.st
2025-09-28T06:10:51.867849Z
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@sapphire @matty @Turkleton @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme I was considering that too, but I'd like to have someone I can consult with in person too if not outright buy some from lol