Posts by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
(DIR) Post #Ayc5qpeH2Acj1bcChc by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:33:26.219710Z
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Hope you don't mind dying a kissless virgin.
(DIR) Post #Ayc5vR0o3kzQ41LitM by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:34:16.429737Z
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There is no other way to procreate. I shouldn't be so surprised I have to explain this to sperger-kwaynes.
(DIR) Post #Ayc5w9CLmCMr6Z5Yzg by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:29:16.916158Z
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Check the post date.
(DIR) Post #Ayc64drJfFg0VwIhsG by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:35:39.957221Z
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As they have since at least the 1700's.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6MHT1egHYHPLktk by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:36:58.600088Z
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(DIR) Post #Ayc6PJbi9ew5mmrLXM by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:38:29.900236Z
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Cats pics need to take #1 spot in Internet bandwidth.Cats Must Make The Internet Great AgainRT: https://clew.lol/objects/aa404d97-5ffe-45f0-bc26-4540fd8caf4c
(DIR) Post #Ayc6RIlCH6bljpF9to by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:38:55.452030Z
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I thought that was a broke elephant trunk.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6XYrfJQKDQFFnqi by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:40:23.219046Z
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But it's so sore and scraped...
(DIR) Post #Ayc6aXjDzcUsldjAsS by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:41:01.413800Z
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(DIR) Post #Ayc6dKYZQDlgmh4bmy by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:41:47.976588Z
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It will, but it'll hurt, and make it worse afterwards. :marseysad2: Vicious circle.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6jJcdoCSxckpb8q by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:42:40.915573Z
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You don't know the meaning of the word "rich". Let me tell you how I start every day: I eat Kobe and Wagyu strip steaks for breakfast, each butchered and cooked before I awaken. I pick my teeth with a fresh rhino horn from only the oldest and most endangered bulls every time, enjoying my morning show of watching the dumb brute bleed out in suffering and horror. I brush my teeth with horseshoe crab blood, and my mouthwash is cone snail venom. My toilet is solid rhodium, it flushes with heated Black Ivory coffee. I shower with Acqua Di Cristallo, washing only with Khan Al Saboun, and bathe in Beverly Hills 9OH2O.My cologne is ambergris and deer musk. I chug gallons daily of Da Hong Pao tea. I dip Kiwami Omakase in one bowl of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall each. I chain smoke Gurkha Royal Courtesans. I snack on Strottarga Bianco, washing down each bite with Domaine de la Romanée-Conti.My walls are premium agarwood and opaque lutz marble. My floorboards are ivory from only the oldest and most freshly slain elephants, which are replaced after my every step. My ceiling lamp is diamonds, I sleep in my custom Baldacchino Supreme which is replaced and crafted anew each morning, my nightstand solid ruby and emerald. My phone case is imperial jade studded sapphire, my computer parts are all antimatter. I buy Waltons, Al Nahyans, Rothschilds, Bilderbergs, and Rockefellers like you pirate Poké'mon.I look down on the whole world at all times atop hidden mountain peak strongholds (I order them demolished when I'm done with them, I refuse to touch used goods), in billion-dollar private jets (I throw them away after I've reached my destination, I refuse to look upon used goods), in trillion-dollar gigayachts (I throw them away when I'm bored of the ocean, I refuse to go near used goods). I enjoy exploring the Challenger Deep, I've seen and eaten wonders both subtle and gross that no other human has ever perceived nor will ever know of again. And when I'm bored of that my private space station awaits me (which I throw away when I'm done with it, I refuse to even know about used goods).I do all this just to flex on poors, yet I don't think about any you at all. My floor sweepers, toilet scrubbers, and pedicurists are the heads of international banks; teracorps like Blackrock, State Street, and Vanguard; and above-all-governments organizations like the United Nations, the World Economic Forum, and the International Monetary Fund.I'm too busy indulging in my deity to even look upon any with less than ten-trillion in their checking account. Who gave you permission to look upon my glorious form, the physical manifestation of my beatitude? Keep your face in the dirt at my feet where you belong, bacteriophage.All the above is only I'm taking a short break, a little nap, from my abode high above reality, when I want have some simple, pointless fun dipping my toes into and skipping pebbles across the shallow pond of my playground the multiverse. There is nothing within or without existence I don't look down upon without saying, "Mine." I'm no atheist: there is a God, and he's privileged to be my pet.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6uujaASEfuUbnHc by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:44:57.166023Z
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Copypasta or not, I tried that last year.
(DIR) Post #Ayc6v9DWJwVApOittI by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:43:23.357484Z
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One of my former heroes.
(DIR) Post #Ayc79jp11PdSPTDbqC by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:47:54.472851Z
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Within every pessimist is a disappointed idealist.
(DIR) Post #Ayc7BRXzw90SJO4W24 by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:47:11.708670Z
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(DIR) Post #Ayc7xl6yV7YqtATErQ by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-26T23:52:18.643391Z
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Similarly, I suspect the likes of this have about as much wagyu as there are the legal limit of crushed bug limbs on apple polish and pork chops.
(DIR) Post #Ayc8YvLrOKSrMX9ewC by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-27T00:03:06.493392Z
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I once had soy-free vegannaise... it was okay.
(DIR) Post #Ayc8cfHz3NDKhh7q6a by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-27T00:04:18.596687Z
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Pastries if made without milk and eggs are vegan anyway. :marseythumbsup:
(DIR) Post #Ayo33RePbHCGOcWP56 by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-24T20:11:01.613236Z
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Mostly, not entirely.Same with men. Almost like we're more alike than our pride and egos want to believe.
(DIR) Post #B0glL0NcpmLJEbyKqe by iamthemostnormalhumantrustme@shitpost.cloud
2025-09-21T01:57:54.750054Z
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> being anti-metalCurse vishnu, curse brahma, eat beef. Insult mohammed, put bacon in a quran as a bookmark. Smear pig's blood all over a synagogue's front door.