Post AyTUnR5zo2H71ZnCbI by scott@mastodon.clitheroe.ca
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(DIR) Post #AyTU08bVlk4JU41ho0 by ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
2025-09-22T04:49:44Z
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Crap, apparently I'm missing some deals. I don't suppose there are any fundamentalist Christians here hoping to get raptured on Tuesday who have a Surly tour bike they don't need anymore? 🤪 #rapturehttps://objectioneverything.substack.com/p/seeking-air-fryer-in-pre-rapture?r=1bdg2&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true
(DIR) Post #AyTU0APB4ZOJ4OGsrI by n_dimension@infosec.exchange
2025-09-22T04:53:07Z
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@ai6yr What's the conversion rate of US dollar to Jesus bucks?#rapture
(DIR) Post #AyTU0BDW3PenaVp5Jw by ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
2025-09-22T04:54:44Z
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@n_dimension Yeah, like, if you're getting raptured, why are you SELLING your stuff, vs. just giving it away 🤔
(DIR) Post #AyTU0Bjm7TSfCYuqbQ by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2025-09-22T19:51:34Z
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@ai6yrWas thinking that. Ok... What can you spend it on before rapture? Hyuuuge piles of cocaine! Eat 100 hamburgers and puke! Fuck in the streets, whee! Pee on the living room rug!I dunno. @n_dimension
(DIR) Post #AyTUDZfuQnXZCvUToG by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2025-09-22T19:54:03Z
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@ai6yr I've always pictured all these people stuck to the roof inside their cars and houses, caught in power lines, all that stuff that didn't exist when bejeezus or whatever made up this rapture thing. Do their clothes fall off? Is everyone naked in heaven? Or do they simply no longer have gentitals and anuses? (Anii?)
(DIR) Post #AyTUnR5zo2H71ZnCbI by scott@mastodon.clitheroe.ca
2025-09-22T20:00:04Z
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@tomjennings @ai6yr Canada Geese don't poop whilst in flight..isn't it the same? Or do I have yet another thing to worry about tomorrow?
(DIR) Post #AyU3C03SsRSyq8Udkm by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2025-09-23T02:25:56Z
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@scottOh damn, OK NOW IM WORRIED. @ai6yr