Post AyRvtZXRdcNdOPrW5Y by michelestrider@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AyRvtZXRdcNdOPrW5Y by michelestrider@mastodon.social
       2025-09-21T00:25:23Z
       
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       "I got this," you stride ahead with the confidence of someone who does not think things through.You enter the ferret-strewn kitchen, careful not to slip on any eggshells. They recognize you and gather at your feet.Taking an unbroken egg in each hand, you Pied Piper them out of the kitchen, up the winding staircase, out to the roof. The ferrets see the egg-heavy nests and go to work."I solved your pigeon problem, too," you brag."How can we thank you?" The priestess smiles like sweet wine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyRvtarKj9spUOAujA by michelestrider@mastodon.social
       2025-09-22T00:25:38Z
       
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       *Six months later*Your edgy show of gothic ferret photography is the talk of the town. Hipsters AND influencers queue up for hours. Critics fawn over the "quasi-religious overtones" and your "elevated yet intimate" approach. Hot people think you're cool.In your new apartment in the warehouse district, you relax, content, a ferret at your feet. Your freelance days are behind you. The sundae was right. You are an artist. You take a thick bite of cosmic brownie and await inspiration.The End.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyRvtc820YpnQSzlOS by michelestrider@mastodon.social
       2025-09-22T00:27:41Z
       
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       Thanks for playing, everyone!We'll start a new adventure the first week of October. Until then, if you want more of my nonsense, you can find it here:https://www.amazon.com/stores/Michele-Feltman-Strider/author/B008MOEWZA?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true&ccs_id=bde4a64b-8dea-4be9-b698-bf9f04504ad8and here:https://www.amazon.com/stores/John-Anders-Erickson/author/B0982KX1HM?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1&qid=1758500025&sr=1-1&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true&ccs_id=ff9e30a7-2ca9-4edf-b290-dcb7eecff538Thanks, y'all!
       
 (DIR) Post #AyRvtcs7FDhJjOYZE0 by cy@fedicy.us.to
       2025-09-22T01:54:16Z
       
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       It's like a choose your own adventure story where I don't get to choose!But no really this is awesome. Goth ferrets! Someone call @kiaun@meow.social