Posts by michelestrider@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AtJz1ewig6MhzqSM4m by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-04-21T16:22:47Z
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There are just so many things I'm supposed to be doing right now that are not this
(DIR) Post #AtKV65cUe1msPo9U1I by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-04-21T14:34:14Z
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All y'all out there saying Pete Hegseth is a bad husband, but when was the last time your partner thought to text you their war plans?
(DIR) Post #AuhIazRryhNyEo1H7o by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-06-01T19:31:14Z
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Fine, Mastodon. I have watched Andor. You win.
(DIR) Post #AutahRjzpY9snJFHo8 by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-06-07T15:27:41Z
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Please do not use Facebook as your business website.
(DIR) Post #AvRsdixqI1r0nMHU5Q by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-06-24T03:40:45Z
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Sleep tight, y'all #CatsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AxQyvKac6aXwHTXulM by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-08-22T13:34:37Z
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No, I don't want to read a transcript of your podcast. I want to read a four-to-six paragraph article written by a journalist and edited by an editor.
(DIR) Post #AyP5cBqisOfN4DLkci by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-09-20T15:03:30Z
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The cats know the word tuna.So we took to spelling it out around them.Now the cats know how to spell tuna.There is no winning. Only cats.
(DIR) Post #AyR0uhoIfrJfwx97GS by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-09-21T14:30:05Z
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Posting a Bluesky link to your Substack is not the act of resistance some seem to think it is
(DIR) Post #AyRvtZXRdcNdOPrW5Y by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-09-21T00:25:23Z
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"I got this," you stride ahead with the confidence of someone who does not think things through.You enter the ferret-strewn kitchen, careful not to slip on any eggshells. They recognize you and gather at your feet.Taking an unbroken egg in each hand, you Pied Piper them out of the kitchen, up the winding staircase, out to the roof. The ferrets see the egg-heavy nests and go to work."I solved your pigeon problem, too," you brag."How can we thank you?" The priestess smiles like sweet wine.
(DIR) Post #AyRvtarKj9spUOAujA by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-09-22T00:25:38Z
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*Six months later*Your edgy show of gothic ferret photography is the talk of the town. Hipsters AND influencers queue up for hours. Critics fawn over the "quasi-religious overtones" and your "elevated yet intimate" approach. Hot people think you're cool.In your new apartment in the warehouse district, you relax, content, a ferret at your feet. Your freelance days are behind you. The sundae was right. You are an artist. You take a thick bite of cosmic brownie and await inspiration.The End.
(DIR) Post #AyRvtc820YpnQSzlOS by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-09-22T00:27:41Z
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Thanks for playing, everyone!We'll start a new adventure the first week of October. Until then, if you want more of my nonsense, you can find it here:https://www.amazon.com/stores/Michele-Feltman-Strider/author/B008MOEWZA?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true&ccs_id=bde4a64b-8dea-4be9-b698-bf9f04504ad8and here:https://www.amazon.com/stores/John-Anders-Erickson/author/B0982KX1HM?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1&qid=1758500025&sr=1-1&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true&ccs_id=ff9e30a7-2ca9-4edf-b290-dcb7eecff538Thanks, y'all!
(DIR) Post #AygPKxki8zj8biXxtg by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-09-26T14:28:13Z
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So. The party of Nixon. The party of Reagan. The party of Oliver North. The party of George W and George HW Bush. The party of Donald Rumsfeld. The party of Dick Cheney. The party of Donald Trump.Just indicted James Comey for "lying."
(DIR) Post #Az9QMayBYT2W481tTc by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-10-13T01:28:38Z
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@futurebird Only two hours?
(DIR) Post #AzaW6JKlCc1pjE7oSe by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-10-26T00:53:41Z
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Halloween candy is too expensive. Do kids still eat Tide Pods?
(DIR) Post #AzeVyjc2UMnCfzaWtU by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-10-28T01:27:36Z
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@futurebird I would like to opt out, thanks
(DIR) Post #Azq4h95IgDrBb9BMmm by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-11-02T15:18:26Z
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@futurebird I voted "don't know" because I am not actively aware of anyone. But statistics suggest that I probably do, and I am just not aware. Which makes me feel very weird.
(DIR) Post #B0kn4om1CEg992d9ii by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-11-29T23:59:24Z
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@LibrarianRA God help me, I remember this one. There was also a girl-in-bikini version
(DIR) Post #B0kpeH7S01uX6KgreC by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-11-30T00:28:07Z
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@LibrarianRA That's such a funny flashback!
(DIR) Post #B0krDDM85CgnWFmRvM by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-11-30T00:45:47Z
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@LibrarianRA 😆
(DIR) Post #B1PYjOIgzj1v589w7E by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T16:01:59Z
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@futurebird That face could do no wrong