Post Ay1TOneT7j6L83sHGS by adamsteer@mapstodon.space
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(DIR) Post #Axnc6C0gVywcY01rjE by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T13:51:54Z
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If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders".
(DIR) Post #Axnc6DPBKO8MsGUwYC by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T13:57:31Z
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"In order to make it to the first interview, you will need to perform a take-home assignment. You will do an emergency underwater TIG weld on an oil platform within the next week on a 15 minute timer. We expect you to provide your own equipment, material and your own oil platform".
(DIR) Post #Axnc6EUXHy0kFA0jXE by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T14:07:59Z
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At MeatCo, we expect everyone to be familiar with the full product chain, so the take-home assignment for the sausage maker role is split into the following parts and make sure to fully document it:1. Provide assistance to cow while birthing a calf2. Grow sufficient hay and grain to raise the calf for two years3. Raise the calf into a fully grown, 2-year old bull4. Put the bull down with an air gun5. Hang the bull from ceiling, slaughter and bleed it fully[...]
(DIR) Post #Axnc6F2DGkwvvbld1k by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T14:15:21Z
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All delivery drivers at WTF Express pride themselves with being expert navigators.You have 15 minutes to plan 60 delivery stops for a route in an area you've never been to. You will be provided with a map to help with the assignment but no dead-ends or one-way streets are shown.Please provide a mathematical proof that O is the lowest possible value.
(DIR) Post #Axnc6Fcj509lkqqmwK by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T14:27:21Z
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"We expect all of our librarians to have a European D class driver's license with a trailer permit, a PhD in molecular xenobiology and at least a decade experience as an electrician in harsh environments".(Why is it so hard to fill this role? — It must be because there's a lack of librarians out there.)
(DIR) Post #Axnc6GEenyUveUb53w by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T14:56:55Z
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"Aberdeen Fish Products is seeking an expert worm plucker for one of its production lines. Due to the critical nature of the job, we are looking for someone with at least 5 years of experience with rubber gloves, knifes, tweezers and hair nets as well as a masters degree in parasitism".
(DIR) Post #Axnc6GjUxJATC91i8O by APPTeOORuzvlGOetVY.verita84@poster.place
2025-09-02T15:04:10.872932Z
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@alda Tranny!
(DIR) Post #AxtiIlykNJ2oFcGRP6 by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-02T15:14:45Z
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"Grunewald Real Estate is seeking a master electrician to clean up some of our wiring after a large vibe-wiring project in a castle in Transylvania. DSA not provided but our client will provide accommodation as long as required. Hourly rate fixed at 10 EUR per hour. Needs to be willing to travel".
(DIR) Post #Ay1TOneT7j6L83sHGS by adamsteer@mapstodon.space
2025-09-03T00:11:53Z
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@alda this is the entire job market outside of trades at the moment. In particular "oh there must be a shortage of..." part 🙃
(DIR) Post #Ay1TOp3ftUrFUWfvBw by alda@topspicy.social
2025-09-03T00:16:40Z
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@adamsteer I remember talking to a CEO who was so happy to get me on his team after looking for two years, only for the lone wolf programmer guy to veto it based on me not being specialised in his exact stack.That company no longer exists.