Post AxzIR7Y8cwX5bmtiSW by oblomov@sociale.network
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(DIR) Post #AxzIR6R0lxEo9OYViC by afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-09-08T04:14:45Z
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A Tale of Two Mees:Teenage Me: (getting injured landing myself in the hospital)Anesthesiologist: This will make you sleep for a bit.Teenage Me: (Awake)Anesthesiologist: oh wow, I already gave you extra dosage. OK, here's another.Teenage Me: (Awake and conciouss)Anesthesiologist: Listen man, ya gonna have to bear the pain. I can't give you any more. I'm sorry.Teenage Me: No problem. (Still awake)1/2
(DIR) Post #AxzIR7Y8cwX5bmtiSW by oblomov@sociale.network
2025-09-08T05:55:09Z
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@afreytes I know that's not the point of the joke, and sorry about this, but I'm now imagining a scenario where the anesthesiologist says «OK just let me try one last thing» and whams you with a cast iron pan over the head to try and knock you unconscious, and you going «hey man WTF» scratching your head, with the pan now exhibiting a quite visible dent.
(DIR) Post #AxzIREI5Z0r0W2RUum by afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-09-08T04:17:08Z
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Old me: (Having some sniffles) Gonna take this medicine just in case. Oh it says it MAY make make me drow*zzzzzZzzzzzZZZ2/2