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 (DIR) Post #AxT454W1bwbVPXmeJM by jeremycshipp@mastodon.social
       2025-08-23T16:52:33Z
       
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       During my morning walk, I saw a red-eared slider sunbathing with some mallards, and I saw a crow with an interesting haircut. I got caught in a thunderstorm of hot, chemical-scented rain. Someone almost hit me with their car because they had very important memes and things to see on their phone.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxT455X7pL4uZFJ2fI by jeremycshipp@mastodon.social
       2025-08-23T16:53:02Z
       
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       There was a large sticker on the sidewalk that read "stand here for the best picture," and I stood there but all I saw was a beige building with a businessman nearby arguing about orange juice on his phone.