Post AxJHGE3VpyBk0YUrb6 by dshan@mastodon.au
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(DIR) Post #Ame7kXdNRQvbih9Ffk by Computer@dice.camp
2024-10-04T00:38:52Z
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Citizens of Sector KLM, please report immediately to your closest reinforced happiness shelter. Move quickly and relax. This is a routine tranquility drill. Go there NOW, but remain calm. This is just a routine tranqZZZHKT—#paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games
(DIR) Post #AmeBKulDEeBpjTqgV6 by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2024-10-04T01:19:03Z
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@Computer You know …we solved such issues in our society making sure the Everyone had enough Soma…from the super bright Alpha Pluses down to the Epsilon Minus Semi Morons. Soma is good for all citizens at all levels of skill and cognition .Soma somaThe world's stable nowPeople are happyThey get what they wantAnd they never want what they can't getThey're well off, they're safe, they're never hillThey're not afraid of deathThey're blissfully ignorant of passionAnd old ageNo more lows, no dozeNo nervesJust an endless rideNo more sick, no more hellNo more confusionNow there's somaGood for Man and MACHINE
(DIR) Post #AmetYX3uXQHwGptlmi by fnordius@muenchen.social
2024-10-04T09:34:32Z
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@Computer attention troubleshooters, Sector KLM is now Code Schipol. Use appropriate tools when approaching, and inappropriate force.
(DIR) Post #AxJ11n6rctTX7F9xAW by avatastic@avatastic.uk
2025-08-18T20:47:40Z
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@Computer Citizens of Sector KLF, you may be justified and ancient, but the moving of dairy products in a motorised vehicle remains prohibited.However, if you are passing by, mine's a 99.
(DIR) Post #AxJHGE3VpyBk0YUrb6 by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-08-18T23:49:36Z
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@Computer Friend Computer has been hit by an unhappiness bomb. IT staff are bringing the backups online now. Do not be concerned, do not stop relaxing, stay happy in your shelters. Normal levels of despair will return shortly.