Posts by dshan@mastodon.au
(DIR) Post #B0WpzKYOPs5JWw11Xc by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-11-23T06:26:17Z
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@Computer And Friend Computer is God.
(DIR) Post #B0f5Cz2pWbUpXkmI76 by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-11-27T05:54:30Z
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@Computer I'm hearing it's FULOYALIST. Many people are saying it.
(DIR) Post #B0tW4n19m5uAtvkeRM by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-04T05:01:30Z
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@Computer Uh, yeah, sure. Not quite sure where we left ours right now. I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later though. He was kinda, um, SLO... 😉
(DIR) Post #B15iPACaocsdwe6KvI by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-10T02:16:11Z
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@Computer Citizen RFK says it tastes great and it'll cure many illnesses, and he's a big brain health guy appointed by Friend Computer. It *does* taste pretty good, burns some on the way down though.
(DIR) Post #B17hXJHLF2MEm3YxhA by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-11T01:15:53Z
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@Computer 'Twas the night before Friendmas, when all through the Complex not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse-rat; the limb tubes were hung by the recyclers with care, in hopes that Friend Computer would soon be there.The clones were nestled all snug in their sleep pods, while visions of Bouncy Bubble Beverage danced in their heads; and then Troubleshooter Dan and and his dastardly crew, burst through the door with their lasers ablaze, screaming "Death to all mutants, and commies as well!"When everyone inside had gone to their maker, and the fires they'd started were burning quite well, Dan sprang to his Tesla, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like shells from a gun. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, HAPPY FRIENDMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
(DIR) Post #B1Dk9J3Bu6yBvXwvPk by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-13T23:13:25Z
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@Computer I always wish IS a good morning when I wake up in the morning. Their presents are crap however.
(DIR) Post #B1HkabmDALeASLrjNI by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-15T21:37:12Z
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@Computer The price of clones is down whilst the price of Bouncy Bubble Beverage is up over last year. More demand for the beverage due to the increased supply of its consumers means increasing prices. Nothing to see here, just markets being markets. However, given that so many clones are secret mutants and communists, anything loyal citizens might do to reduce the population of undeserving Bouncy Bubble Beverage consumers can only help reduce prices for this vital drink. Just sayin' ...
(DIR) Post #B1LtYE9VhnzUpNXi9Q by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-17T21:36:27Z
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@Computer So traitors and mutants get a pass? Face it, Alpha Complex is going downhill, losing its mojo. It's the immigrants I reckon.
(DIR) Post #B1SKOT2xbXzwIxZ2NE by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-21T00:05:30Z
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@Computer Then unredact it for non-security reasons. Jeeze, do I have to do everything around here?
(DIR) Post #B1YI8CxMcsTMoBpDf6 by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-23T21:08:25Z
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@Computer 🤣😆😹😂😝 — With love from Sector JOY.
(DIR) Post #B1ebbim0TVPvxi3iHg by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-26T22:14:53Z
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@Computer I asked Friend Computer for an atom bomb and all I got was this lousy hand grenade.
(DIR) Post #B1pJT3jFX43duc345o by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-01T02:13:23Z
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@Computer My wrinkles thank you Friend Computer.
(DIR) Post #B1rO6UofXmyPLgZ0ee by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-02T02:14:50Z
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@Computer I can't remember who told me that.
(DIR) Post #B1vFMU8lhbr8vmM0oq by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-03T22:55:45Z
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@Computer That's all well and good, but what about those sneaky Westasians? Isn't it time we did something about them too?
(DIR) Post #B1zGtoBn3lCTFn3pvE by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-05T21:31:49Z
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@Computer Everything may be fine but something isn't. Somethings are the problem, kill them all!
(DIR) Post #B29eRqrWXx10yAhNtA by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-10T21:42:48Z
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@Computer Everyone knows that the cost of living can be a problem, even in Alpha Complex — the greatest place on earth. Renting your spare bedroom or storeroom to Recycling Services to use for "temporary" overflow storage can help pay those unexpected bills.
(DIR) Post #B2cs8ovwFW2OADyHXE by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-12-27T23:35:31Z
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Humans have been having sex for around 200,000 years. We've been doing it in every conceivable manner, with every conceivable combination of partners, using every conceivable accessory, for every conceivable reason, at every conceivable opportunity, for the entire time. And then some. But, by all means, tell us what next year's sex trends are going to be, I'm sure they'll be totally new and unique... 🙄#sex #fashion #trends
(DIR) Post #B2grMbfqjqb95cqDj6 by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-26T22:13:00Z
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@Computer Well, yeah. My neighbour Citizen Smith, # 168936B, puts his bins out on the wrong day every second week. It's very suspicious, and his dog sometimes barks in the nighttime on the same days. Look, I have it all written down here in my diary... I've been complaining to IntSec about him for years now so I'm glad you guys are finally taking this seriously.
(DIR) Post #B2iu23T0tk6nNxeIKG by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-27T21:52:19Z
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@Computer Survivors are always such strong supporters of Friend Computer. It must be something in their water, or maybe just that they have water?
(DIR) Post #B2pQUUNAor90QFHMbA by dshan@mastodon.au
2026-01-31T01:24:17Z
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@Computer 👁️🥸🤡