Post AxFZ8aBUhUIWrgtabo by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
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 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8OALNwFPaeGV9M by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T17:21:57Z
       
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       FLOWER TIME.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8PdnttPIAJ3Xhw by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T17:23:16Z
       
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       Told the clerk I was getting the old pro out of retirement for One Last Job.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8R0WotB8P4hClc by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T18:18:50Z
       
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       Flower time continues, we have picked up what I would consider "normal flowers" from the Safeway flower department, and we are making a quick pit stop for ice tea before going home for sword ferns and garden roses.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8RpZl60mxOZyKm by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T18:19:22Z
       
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       I would not let mom buy ferns at the store. It is like buying blackberries at trader joes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8Sl0JZwtpVRpqa by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T18:32:20Z
       
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       Mom's yard
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8Ta3FmmYNpKbPk by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T18:39:08Z
       
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       I have been stung by something (probably a yellow jacket) on the back of my knee.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8UAZ41zOD4PlKK by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T18:53:21Z
       
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       I have iced the sting/bite, we are equipped with garden roses and ferns, and on our way back to the hotel.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8UssPHR0QV99Oa by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T18:58:19Z
       
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       You may behold my bucket.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8Vmt32EnEDLshM by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T19:02:27Z
       
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       This car would smell great but mom is chain smoking, as is her right as an American.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8Wl9QyRYF7Y0dE by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T19:06:34Z
       
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       Why yes, I will live-toot my own wedding.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8XVEfdJ4Y36oSm by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T19:29:02Z
       
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       The master readying her workspace
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8Y5kTsVuNIByNM by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T23:38:26Z
       
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       Aftermath:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8YpTjr5qf7aUee by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-14T23:39:04Z
       
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       We are dressed and ready
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8ZW1Bh7Yn3USxc by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-15T02:17:04Z
       
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       Frolicked too hard, phone fell out of my dress, FOUND IT THO!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8aBUhUIWrgtabo by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-15T02:28:33Z
       
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       My sister got pictures both of me frolicking and me going back to hunt for my phone.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8aqyDHTUwKIiG0 by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-15T02:40:59Z
       
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       We had a beautiful ceremony right between downpours, had cake because my step sister had to jet after that, and now we are awaiting curry back in the hotel room.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8bXrdnmn5MMy7E by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-15T02:42:25Z
       
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       We may have said "horse boot love wins" in the vows to the confusion of all my guests.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8cBvErpR5b6xYO by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-15T04:27:01Z
       
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       We have eaten, everyone has gone home, time to fall over.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8d1K9kwff1A0fo by pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
       2024-06-15T04:35:09Z
       
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       I also want to note that three random different people asked me who was getting married today.While we're standing there like:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8dnXGVVg4XiVou by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T04:49:51.395318Z
       
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       Aw look it's two useless Faggots. 🀣 Gas Chamber Time! πŸ”₯
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZ8oCiZjayLXZlSa by Eiswald@poa.st
       2025-08-17T04:51:08.701318Z
       
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       @CozyNCD @pencilears And of course they're fat.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZJUoszDTVPcWarQ by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T04:52:02.832618Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #AxFZL5J4oXr2rdP5Wa by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T04:53:23.602422Z
       
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       @pencilears fat
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZMbPMwmk0iN4RNo by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T04:53:40.052767Z
       
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       @pencilears Para de comer los burritos you piggies
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZU5Qpibc3rHKA5I by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T04:54:44.872310Z
       
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       Total Faggot Death is Needed! πŸ”₯
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFZf5LQNoWEm02TL6 by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T04:57:00.577918Z
       
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       @pencilears Those 3 random people were probably fearing you'd abduct and groom their kids
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFaLOIGJzWvhljU4e by Witch_Hunter_Siegfried@tsundere.love
       2025-08-17T05:04:38.415910Z
       
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       @pencilears Kill yourself faggot.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFbCELO2oZUC8OElc by HarryNuggets@poa.st
       2025-08-17T05:13:53.017174Z
       
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       @pencilears Eat shit and die you fat niggers
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFbCwC111DeBoLNGi by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T05:14:19.873297Z
       
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       @HarryNuggets @pencilears fags πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘ŽπŸ»fats πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘ŽπŸ»
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFbDuzMyeLgkFtdWi by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:06:36.905937Z
       
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       Nice going Fren. Lol.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFbDw7YlgUiFwjgvo by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:08:07.179579Z
       
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       That was Quick. πŸ˜†
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFbLUFCIUgI79uOoK by CozyLife@clew.lol
       2025-08-17T05:13:01.689921Z
       
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       @pencilears Hey Useless Faggot. I'm Still Here.Kill Yourself Fatass. πŸ˜† The World will celebrate your death.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFbSH7HVJV3QWRWQC by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T05:17:06.025284Z
       
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       @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried @pencilears stealing this 😌😌
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcXzyGGOFzwVW6pU by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:28:47.714163Z
       
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       They Got my Clew as well. lol.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcY1G1Tq3hvspo9Y by tyler@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:29:11.971956Z
       
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       ??????
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcZpcDjgMaPA57Im by Spookie@decayable.ink
       2025-08-17T05:29:40.110248Z
       
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       RIP cozy im going to miss you when matty nukes you
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFce8qeAfY9DDsuMC by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:30:11.537813Z
       
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       I Found a Faggot instance Clew, and NCD was federated with. Decided to have some fun. lol.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFchVSQZBMQCdA17g by tyler@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:30:58.655021Z
       
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       clew.lol has been around for a long time, and several of our mutuals have dual citezenship therewhy is clew a faggot instance?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcltzTINPVRsiFOK by tyler@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:31:51.328498Z
       
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       Oh okay I am stupid thank you
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcnELH77ZerFXolE by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T05:32:05.703198Z
       
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       @tyler @CozyNCD @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried Didn't think clew was like that 🧐
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcopay5px2gaeFSy by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T05:32:23.159891Z
       
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       @Spookie @CozyNCD @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried The end of Cozy? πŸ˜”
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcqi1ZDG9Xmfz81w by CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:32:33.611069Z
       
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       I'm Talking about the instance my clew account was defederated From. This Person's instance. I'm Not calling Clew a Faggot instance.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcsdD25P23QhGSvI by alessmussolini88@poa.st
       2025-08-17T05:33:04.285742Z
       
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       @CozyNCD @tyler @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried Am tarded. Thanks for context fren😌
       
 (DIR) Post #AxFcuDgVxMqQqVoOTw by tyler@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-17T05:33:21.171303Z
       
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       Oh he forgot a preposition or something.Missing the word 'that' - to let me know that it wasn't clew itself that was the faggot instance that was federated with ncd, but that they found an instance that was a faggot instance THAT was also federated with us at the time.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwhfW508Wmv7ZLmt6 by judgedread@poa.st
       2025-09-07T00:19:18.829462Z
       
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       @pencilears Somehow Jabba returned.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwiJHD2qKskaL4W9Y by dj@parcero.casa
       2025-09-07T00:25:38.289845Z
       
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       @pencilears Troons or just obese?Hard to tell but a pass either way.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwjObUOyCsqstIJhg by AuntNorma@poa.st
       2025-09-07T00:38:40.168100Z
       
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       @pencilears You ought to celebrate by driving your minivan over a cliff with a six pack of niglets in the back.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwjTz90RuE5hFqwj2 by ChristiJunior
       2025-09-07T00:39:38.931081Z
       
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       @pencilears OINK OINK!image.png
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwjXN04D5r0YLHlwm by ChristiJunior
       2025-09-07T00:40:15.634328Z
       
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       @pencilearsimage.png
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwjeM9bkplbxK50Qy by ChristiJunior
       2025-09-07T00:41:31.392224Z
       
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       @pencilears Miss Piggy unironically wore it better than you porkers.image.png
       
 (DIR) Post #Axwjue2R1q9a3YUXTc by ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-07T00:44:26.321646Z
       
       9 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @pencilears  IRL yuri fucking sucks, actually
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwjzD18v2H1hV40Fk by ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-07T00:45:15.960687Z
       
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       @pencilears Shame on your mom for not disowning you when you came out as a dyke.
       
 (DIR) Post #Axwk47hA8OW6dr3qxE by karabin@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-07T00:46:05.789490Z
       
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       @pencilears Why are you fat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwkLvWM8Xqm62UoNs by Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-07T00:49:18.665155Z
       
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       @ChristiJunior @pencilears bro...wtf did you make me see that...I know I clicked on the thread history but damn, imma gunna need eye bleach. :deadinside:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwkOYqssM7eeuM0Vk by Tamamo@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-07T00:49:51.387839Z
       
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       @pencilears THAT HAD TO BE A BIG ASS MIRROR TO FIT TWO WHALES. 🀣 🐳
       
 (DIR) Post #Axwkep3qNXQPZ0Aaem by nihilvt@loli.rodeo
       2025-09-07T00:52:44.305Z
       
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       @pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com is that a dude in a dress? lmao you could at bare minimum shave your face and stuff your bra or maybe kill yourself and save everyone the effort of pretending that's a woman?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwlU9sYjmgItkN1Tk by Ota1504@varishangout.net
       2025-09-07T01:02:01.977033Z
       
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       @ChristiJunior @pencilears That's because as a rather idealized literary idea it may sound good... after all, on paper it can withstand anything because it is something that belongs to ideas, if it is brought to reality it rots.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwlUjGt9JwGfL1RlA by rlier23@loli.church
       2025-09-07T01:01:20.997Z
       
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       @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com man talk about ruining a dress by putting it on a pigA PAIR NO LESS truly society is fuckin cooked ​:shupo_smug:​
       
 (DIR) Post #AxwoVl4mE0OIPmXVoG by Eleutheria2@poa.st
       2025-09-07T00:56:49.643724Z
       
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       @ChristiJunior @pencilears Downs with the thickness:wojak_pink_rage: OOOH AH AH AH AH
       
 (DIR) Post #AxxrQ41DNVEcRmoG0m by StarProphet@noauthority.social
       2025-09-07T13:43:16Z
       
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       @pencilears Where's your husbands?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxxxjY8CFAoj4CkYgy by StarProphet
       2025-09-07T14:54:02.599942Z
       
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       @pencilears πŸ–πŸ–image.png