Post Ax8aCRmKdQWRnhoTqq by zeph@noauthority.social
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 (DIR) Post #Ax82Mn7SkS1IRUSS80 by FortyTwo@noauthority.social
       2025-08-13T13:40:57Z
       
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       Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax82Ry55Q7qrt4oaUS by dictatordave@poa.st
       2025-08-13T13:41:53.677445Z
       
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       @FortyTwo it'd be like us doing it and i dont think that'll work, but i'll try tomorrow when i go for a run
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax83H06Zef2EvvqS5A by MountainJay@noauthority.social
       2025-08-13T13:51:06Z
       
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       @FortyTwo — seems like that might be bad aerodynamically though? 🤔 Probably more a move they do when mounting a mare. ;)(I just realized there are no female centaurs. If there were, would they have long flowing hair to tastefully cover their breasts, like mermaids have?)
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax83VYVEYsiHfcJskS by Eiregoat@nicecrew.digital
       2025-08-13T13:53:44.250088Z
       
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       They'd chop them off like amazons.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax8RHnVGOJnf2UJ2DA by roglesby@noauthority.social
       2025-08-13T18:20:10Z
       
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       @MountainJay @FortyTwo Disney’s Fantasia has female centaurs. The 1940 version, they were all topless. The later version covered them with flowers or zoomed in to avoid showing anything.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax8aCRmKdQWRnhoTqq by zeph@noauthority.social
       2025-08-13T20:00:02Z
       
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       @FortyTwo this is the kind of philosophical stuff I come to NAS for