Post AwxCyCD3HwB5m8zIgq by HG@beige.party
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(DIR) Post #AwxCyCD3HwB5m8zIgq by HG@beige.party
2025-08-07T21:29:10Z
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All corruption is bad and gross, but it's just so sad to see someone rise to the second-highest rung of the executive branch only to abuse that power for the sake of making river kayaking more fun on a family vacation.EDIT for context: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels
(DIR) Post #AwxCyDMJ11ArL8KCki by Axomamma@mastodon.online
2025-08-07T22:55:44Z
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@HG I would love to have the entire summer off to include having river levels raised for my kayaking convenience before jetting off for a month in the Cotswolds.https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/20/jd-vance-to-spend-summer-family-holiday-in-the-cotswolds
(DIR) Post #AwxCyET4tKBYmQV7wm by HarriettMB@beige.party
2025-08-07T23:13:48Z
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@Axomamma @HG I’m certain this will be similar to Trumps recent ‘family holiday’ in Scotland: where the family aspect is simply cover for political and business meetings to take place. It also ensures the host country gets a policing bill, whether they want him or not. Talk about being an uninvited guest…..
(DIR) Post #AwxCyFQzIa6jmEWyKO by HG@beige.party
2025-08-07T23:16:42Z
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@HarriettMB @Axomamma This presumes that JD is wheeling and dealing and not just a damp man with a beard paddling down an artificially elevelated creek. There is no intrigue in Ohio.
(DIR) Post #AwxCyJHYzYwhiA9VC4 by Axomamma@mastodon.online
2025-08-07T23:00:04Z
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@HG Also too, I'm going out on a limb to suggest that the reason Trump's team is holding their coverup meeting at the Naval Observatory (Vance's residence as VP), and why it was specifically noted in reporting that the coverup discussion won't include Vance, is that Vance is out of town for all of July and August.
(DIR) Post #AwxCyJzsKoOJvastGK by HG@beige.party
2025-08-07T21:31:52Z
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"I'm gonna use the horrible might of executive authority to buffalo an extra scoop of ice cream out of the hapless kid manning a Baskin Robbins in suburban Ohio because fuck you nobody can stop me!" - J.D. Vance, drunk with power, probably.
(DIR) Post #AwxCyQUaBYWG4ZIUxU by Axomamma@mastodon.online
2025-08-07T23:26:20Z
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@HG Vance is some kind of miracle man - he's simultaneously at the WH denying that a coverup meeting was scheduled to be held at his house while he's also in the Cotswold!https://www.reuters.com/world/us/vp-vance-meeting-discuss-epstein-fallout-canceled-source-says-2025-08-06/https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgjylqlvq5xo
(DIR) Post #AwxCyRtQydzaPvvrKi by HG@beige.party
2025-08-07T21:50:19Z
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"Did you see daddy shout at the McDonald's cashier? See how daddy did that? Daddy is a big, important man." - Also probably J.D. Vance.
(DIR) Post #AwxCyZe89QVKSmpkae by HG@beige.party
2025-08-07T21:51:44Z
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I realize that there are very real horrors at large in the world right now, but come on.
(DIR) Post #AwxCyhT54OQ2ipj2Tg by HG@beige.party
2025-08-07T22:51:43Z
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"I didn't ask the big guy to nuke Los Angeles after Haley Joel Osment played me on Kimmel, so yeah, I *do* think you are gonna honor this expired Sunglass Hut coupon." - Still probably Vance, feeling alive for the first time since at least the inauguration.