Post AvbQfshaCYgiRJW0Tg by Crovanian@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AiADXho98uSGLaDfo8 by Computer@dice.camp
2024-05-22T22:54:03Z
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Attention Citizens:Passive surveillance microphones are detecting unacceptably low levels of mirth and merriment in your sector.Clownbots have been dispatched to enforce happiness protocols. Anyone found resisting will be detained.#Paranoia #ttrpg #happiness #clowns
(DIR) Post #AiAKEKlVI1zT3hh3DM by MylesRyden@social.vivaldi.net
2024-05-23T00:08:57Z
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@Computer Don't I have to be tained first before I can be detained?
(DIR) Post #AiALD2IaYtMdS176ie by Computer@dice.camp
2024-05-23T00:19:58Z
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@MylesRyden Processing.Processing..Processing...Citizen Myles, please remain where you are. Internal Security agents will arrive at your location with orders to tain you prior to Clownbot detainment.
(DIR) Post #AiALuXPEmWC0Ndy01I by MylesRyden@social.vivaldi.net
2024-05-23T00:27:47Z
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@Computer I feel better now. Awaiting taining now, sir!
(DIR) Post #AiBB0uDzwyooYEVHZQ by fnordius@muenchen.social
2024-05-23T10:00:24Z
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@Computer please note, due to shortages confetti cannons have been loaded with glass shards and reactor tailings. The clowns have also been equipped with milspec lasers as requested on Form Z4P(w00p33) to beef up their light shows. QA says nothing can go wrong.
(DIR) Post #AiCO2pFqtQpAHIZnYO by glitzersachen@hachyderm.io
2024-05-24T00:01:06Z
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@ComputerI an not so sure the clowns will be happy in the end ...Perhaps you need a second layer of enforcers.
(DIR) Post #Avb8eFPczmdb7XBjiC by darkling@mstdn.social
2025-06-28T18:53:43Z
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@Computer Happiness is mandatory!
(DIR) Post #Avb8ocO6QcTdH0Q66a by gueuledatmosphere@mastodon.green
2025-06-28T18:55:35Z
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@Computer Clownbot: "The beepings will continue until morale improves. Beep! Beep! Beep! ..."
(DIR) Post #AvbA3xhjYWHjgRTyuu by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2025-06-28T19:09:34Z
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@Computer
(DIR) Post #AvbP4mdDhyXawaDlg0 by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-06-28T21:57:46Z
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@Computer 🎤 😔 😞 🚑 🤡 🤡 🤡 😊 😆 🥳 🎉
(DIR) Post #AvbQfshaCYgiRJW0Tg by Crovanian@mastodon.social
2025-06-28T22:15:41Z
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@Computer the District Mr. Blobby Corps is heading to your location. Do not resist.
(DIR) Post #AvbRfTXhqKyEMbGXnE by DenOfEarth@mas.to
2025-06-28T22:26:47Z
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@Computer I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
(DIR) Post #AvcFQ3t7wHwYA683VI by Digit@autistics.life
2025-06-29T07:44:17Z
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@Computer classic. they issue a "remedy" that actually makes the problem worse. ... who's making money from clownbot dispatch?