Posts by Crovanian@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #AufPmppRsdz9Eziw6q by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-05-31T22:32:27Z
       
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       @stux they tend to do that.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvBy4FMhCSUggMBtOC by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-06-16T15:27:18Z
       
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       @Nonilex why would scammers call customer service? Why would anyone want to call customer service? Musk has never had to call customer service.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvI4iQNPRaMR5fpFFA by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-06-19T14:10:03Z
       
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       @stux you need to stop this, i legitimately cannot tell of this is satire or not. I’m losing my god damn mind. *THE TRUMP PHONE WAS REAL!!!*
       
 (DIR) Post #AvI4q554VMvfMLto6i by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-06-19T14:11:25Z
       
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       @stux bonk
       
 (DIR) Post #AvI5CcTr0RpFJlEpBg by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-06-19T14:15:27Z
       
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       @stux ah thank Christ.The ONLY things that made me doubt the validity of this is 1) you’re a game designer, I reckon you could make your own waving flag (which this wasn’t!), and 2) I didn’t see any shots with trump and the flag together, just hard cuts. I can 100% see trump raising corporate flags at the White House like he held that Tesla car sale. This is the worst timeline.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvOf8UPFqXLiPrAzJI by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-06-22T18:26:27Z
       
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       @grickle do ghosts develop? I think they’re just stuck in their old ways unable to adapt, since the only way forward is to move on. The ghost has been stylistically stagnant since they’ve been dead. This is ‘the definition of insanity’.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvbQfshaCYgiRJW0Tg by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-06-28T22:15:41Z
       
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       @Computer the District Mr. Blobby Corps is heading to your location. Do not resist.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvnkMM8irNSAgz3FNw by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-07-04T20:52:43Z
       
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       @stux we have a planetary defense system?
       
 (DIR) Post #Aw0ZL2p0coOW33TvHM by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-07-11T01:20:32Z
       
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       @stux nooooo!
       
 (DIR) Post #AwKGbGYha5lxFtBEUC by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-07-20T13:24:46Z
       
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       @grickle is snail slime dna traceable? If not, just follow the trail back to the culprit. This is why snails have not invented capitalism.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax0fuegIy8vX49DL9M by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-08-10T00:26:14Z
       
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       @stux oh so that’s what ghost is. I’ve never been a sub stack reader to begin with- what kind of stuff exists on the ghost page place?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax0gABYp0U8fNo7SgS by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-08-10T00:29:03Z
       
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       @stux huh, neat. Can zuck fuck off please, thank you :)
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax8xIMlaTpr4wJFxo0 by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-08-14T00:18:47Z
       
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       @grickle *tentacle puppet nods its helmet in confirmation
       
 (DIR) Post #AxnOmKWTr7rDkn6FOK by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-09-02T12:34:48Z
       
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       @hn50 that’s a good analogy! Not only is the compression lossy, the decompression is prone to corrupting the original data just depending on how you prompt it! Imagine [legally] downloading a film just to find its been ‘special AIdition’d’ , adding bonus distorted creatures in the foreground because you had previously been [legally] viewing a nature documentary.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1kqdHIgFp7Vb1Im4e by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-12-29T22:31:28Z
       
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       @stux silly stux, he’s above the law!
       
 (DIR) Post #B1kqzPaA8uK3eY26nw by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-12-29T22:35:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #B1oLCVku59Uuf96DMu by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-12-31T14:58:09Z
       
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       @stux set up some speakers to play Gangnam style on repeat at maximum volume whenever you leave the apartment. Better get if you can get something truly directional so as to minimize annoyance to undeserving neighbors.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1oLUoPBTvWNiSfOam by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2025-12-31T15:01:23Z
       
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       @stux the cats will understand, don’t worry.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1sZafvw4IF1AZW1x2 by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2026-01-02T15:33:58Z
       
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       @stux “why don’t we just kill these fuckin guys?” -Percy the Small Engine
       
 (DIR) Post #B1wpnCj6LWZ0FVLf60 by Crovanian@mastodon.social
       2026-01-04T17:18:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts clearly they didn’t directly inject the creatures lymph nodes with a lightning strike, otherwise the Turducken would have been unable to kill itself, like #Frankenstein