Post AvaCAZa9e5aLeBG2AS by StupidCamille@eldritch.cafe
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 (DIR) Post #AvaCA4wPZHy8cEQs3U by StupidCamille@eldritch.cafe
       2025-06-28T07:45:57Z
       
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       People of the Fediverse, stop everything. This is some true shit happening here: Two-Factor Authentication, a thread:In French, the word for "factor" is "facteur". But it has another meaning: mailman. Yes, the one who delivers letters in your physical mailbox. For this reason, there is a funny meme in French where 2FA is in fact your mailman coming in and confirming that it's you.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaCACCcZQ5v8X4PnE by StupidCamille@eldritch.cafe
       2025-06-28T07:48:54Z
       
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       Now you need to know: My absolute wifey and I are buying an appartment like the absolute bourgeoises that we are, and our heads should be on pikes when the day comes.Because of all the legal stuffs and documents, we need to electronically sign stuff and some form of hard identification system is used. i.e. 2FA.But, it is not your usual OTP based authentication. They need to:ensure the target person receives the documentsthe target person is indeed the person they think they areHere comes the real shit:
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaCAJt401CgyByuQ4 by StupidCamille@eldritch.cafe
       2025-06-28T07:50:21Z
       
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       We are required to send a video of our ID card AND videos of our gorgeous faces for a HOOMAN to masturbate to and attest we are indeed us.And these people are: the fucking PostREAL FRENCH MAILMEN will 3-mailmen authenticate us
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaCARwu1d1nyPq5Vw by StupidCamille@eldritch.cafe
       2025-06-28T07:50:29Z
       
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       THE MEME IS TRUE
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaCAZa9e5aLeBG2AS by StupidCamille@eldritch.cafe
       2025-06-28T07:53:10Z
       
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       My boy is literally taking minutes to authenticate my face. I do think the penis is thinking
       
 (DIR) Post #AvagOd0UhqJUwqCD4q by ticho@mas.to
       2025-06-28T11:57:45Z
       
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       @StupidCamille Great, now computer security will need to develop against a new type of attack - in addition to "evil maid attacks", we might see an uptick in "evil postman attacks". :)