Post AvZgWffMVca0M0BdhI by jeremycshipp@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AvZgWffMVca0M0BdhI by jeremycshipp@mastodon.social
       2025-06-28T01:28:51Z
       
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       Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can give high-fives to raccoons. I can glue googly eyes to all the strawberries. I can paint and sloppily restore faded stickers attached to traffic poles. I can sit on the roof of the old barn and count the bats.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaV66WJeZdhU42qAK by chromeratt@noauthority.social
       2025-06-28T03:58:41Z
       
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       @jeremycshipp those are very helpful, and I didn't mean to diminish the skills you've worked so hard to develop.  But what we really need around here is someone to sort our LEGO bricks by the inverse function of its friction coefficient to the power of its vibrancy.PS:  Don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaV67i3EQcXAkXj60 by HMLivy@dobbs.town
       2025-06-28T11:30:33Z
       
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       @chromeratt @jeremycshipp One must always respect someone who quotes Zaphod Beeblebrox.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvaZqFqlhH6bYcsBTU by chromeratt@noauthority.social
       2025-06-28T12:23:43Z
       
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       @HMLivy admittedly @jeremycshipp is pretty weird. And it looks like he does it professionally.  But I've gotta passion for weirdness that just won't stop.  It does, however, pause occasionally.Like right now, when I go eat breakfast.Happy Saturday ya'll