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 (DIR) Post #AvRPVCjfKlhHquEdw8 by jeremycshipp@mastodon.social
       2025-06-23T02:47:48Z
       
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       I know most people love the anthropomorphic hot dog man who runs around everywhere during the summer but I'm a little afraid of him. He squirts mustard from his eyes as a natural defense mechanism. He frequently coughs up bezoars packed with pogs and rodent bones. He insists he's never seen the moon.