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       2025-06-07T20:01:11Z
       
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       Just another fantasy moment:All military personnel needed to run the birthday parade call out sick due to headaches, sore throats, and other ailments. It's not like there are tank drivers on every street corner, right?The birthday boy has a total meltdown and is rushed to Walter Reed for observation. Initial reports diagnose a potentially fatal case of SpoiledToddlerSyndrome plus OverEagerEgo and a side-helping of PhattyPhartyPhrenchPhries. Nurses caring for him demand combat pay and threaten to quit.An army officer points out that parking tanks out in the open leaves them wide open to drone attacks. Other officers scoff--"Who fights like that?" they ask.