Post AtTsm7itfn52PyC7NI by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
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 (DIR) Post #AtTp4hhKG8AhO4418i by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-04-26T10:27:11Z
       
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       "I was flying around, enjoying some nectar when I smell the most beautiful bee, then? I see her! Huge! Fuzzy! Lovely! I fly right over, try to embrace her and do you know what happens? It's not a bee! A flower! Then? Something bops me in the back! Humiliating!""Horrible! Is it still stuck to you?""Oh no. Listen, you won't believe it but right after that I smell *another* beautiful bee! I know? Right? I think you can guess where this is going... SHE was fake too!""unbeelievable!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AtTpHC0ZOLSirt1Jaq by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-04-26T10:29:27Z
       
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       "Hey where are you going?""There's a really cute bee over there. Can't you smell her?""Don't you think you should be more cautious? Considering what keeps happening?""Hmm. That's a good idea. But. No. No, I gotta meet her! Look! She's a stunner! Don't fly off, Doll! I'm flying right over! OUCH!Not again!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AtTpZx1rJAWlufZGZE by chris_hayes@fosstodon.org
       2025-04-26T10:32:47Z
       
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       @futurebird is this an excerpt from the book that shall not be named 👀
       
 (DIR) Post #AtTpk5YATvWDEjVw7E by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-04-26T10:34:40Z
       
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       @chris_hayes No, that one is about graduate math students and a deep pit deep in the earth.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtTqKBTbvNea2gatiy by chris_hayes@fosstodon.org
       2025-04-26T10:41:10Z
       
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       @futurebird I can already see it—Ms. Frizzle takes her class of PhD math students to the center of the Earth to see the molten core, only to discover it's actually a giant pit hollowed out by a colony of dinosaur-sized ants!
       
 (DIR) Post #AtTsm7itfn52PyC7NI by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
       2025-04-26T11:08:23Z
       
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       @futurebird Some people behave like that.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtTtLtrQgrnnqjFFbs by jmax@mastodon.social
       2025-04-26T11:15:01Z
       
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       @futurebird Just another Saturday night in a young bee's life.