Post AtIhFSnae4gE2leuDA by jonny@neuromatch.social
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(DIR) Post #AtIhFDpWIcJLcPRjdY by jonny@social.coop
2025-04-21T00:46:51Z
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#rootpost for #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFFQmLZi0aFt0Lo by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:00:52Z
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alright lets see what those rat bastards in the moon are up to #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFGRWaHtpirF79U by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:03:00Z
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why did the moon guys decide to rainbow up all their water, thats probably why they don't have respect from their peer planetoids #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFHPQzXp0ifGxX6 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:04:23Z
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oh great another set of astronauts that have invisible mouthguards in for some reason #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFIFXrnVPKHeZl2 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:05:28Z
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he looks so satisfied and excited to be decontaminated! what does it mean!?!?! #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFJAyQHRWCOWRGq by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:06:39Z
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great, you made it to on the moon, but that's amateur hour, we were promised in the moon #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFJv3ewJ2VK5F6O by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:08:57Z
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i don't trust the guy actually named Rice, he is very clearly a british guy undercover, listen to his god damn accent #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFKgCpe1IrY8tai by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:11:03Z
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is there such a thing as like 'mad archivists disease,' like all these old record books are bound with mercury, because what is this guys whole deal #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFLUBpo0DMZWoV6 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:11:47Z
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i like how all the characters in this movie are "indeterminate horde" that grow and lose numbers depending on the franticness of the scene, and none of them have any particularity aside from the horde #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFMGkvEqnnCFbCS by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:15:26Z
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the bike rage "infernal contraption" we can all identify with #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFMwER21lrpeiqe by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:16:31Z
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in the words of @Taweret "i wonder what the moon is up to" #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFNo7Ch84Ywrkps by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:17:44Z
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are we going to descend into another level of flashback financial boondoggle with the god damn boot scam #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFOorRPJthYDrdY by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:19:57Z
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I scrubbed ahead and the amount of time spent NOT BEING ON THE MOON is astonishing #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFPYwg4BQ0TmfT6 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:21:32Z
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this is the problem with these freaking HG wells and jules verne movies. you either spend 90% of the time on an unrelated british countryside story or 90% of the time wandering around entirely disconnected setpiece scenes and any promising part of the premise was just like 1800's clickbait #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFQ7KcDglj7s848 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:23:25Z
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i don't give a crap about how the victorian era british guys made it to the moon, just say "they invented a special kind of pocketwatch that made them be on the moon" and get their asses to the moon #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFQjcJsJVdrmhk0 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:24:44Z
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we need a consensus mechanism in #monsterdon where we can mid-movie vote to skip to a new timestamp where there is actually moon stuff happening
(DIR) Post #AtIhFRcv0GY8PNerwG by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:29:17Z
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everyone needs an hour of motivation for why they want to go the moon and the marriage wanting woman is being set up for getting moon married #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFS8T6xmpzEQ47E by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:31:32Z
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oh please even in old timesly victorian britain they could see the moon well enough to know there wasn't a bunch of gold nuggets lying around #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFSnae4gE2leuDA by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:36:50Z
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this movie plays on the well know trope of how all men want is to invest in boots and go to the moon instead of getting a wife #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIhFTTQ8Y8m8VEJPc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-04-21T01:37:20Z
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@jonny men will literally go to the moon before therapy#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPSHbcNZ1FQafnU by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:39:39Z
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all i know is you do whatever a woman carrying a shotgun, bottle of liquor, and a goose wants #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPTTLCEXqw75YjA by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:42:34Z
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men learning to hear what women are saying challenge: is she mad about how long i am going to the moon or is she mad about the other thing she keeps saying over and over again #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPUgqfUwaiIPrQ8 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:44:15Z
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wots all this then, we have reports of a moon sphere in this domicile #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPVPry6xMxvToau by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:49:14Z
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yeah the distance from the earth to the moon is basically the same as the distance from the earth to the sun #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPWBN7UxDLFhkdU by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:53:44Z
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great we made it back to the moon where we freaking STARTED. now only 45 more minutes to get in that sumbitch #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPWtKU47FXaGr9U by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T01:54:32Z
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"it's alright, you can just leave me in the closet" #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPXUCGzbfNvWIcK by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T02:00:42Z
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here we go. now we're in the moon. and i can go ahead and forget 100% of the entire first hour of the movie because it is now completely irrelevant #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIjPY407sFLAyGtQO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-04-21T02:01:45Z
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@jonny I guess now why know why it's just the first menWell, we already knew (patriarchy), but now we Know#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIk3bg86Z6JyGCu5A by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T02:02:56Z
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kate is just in the broom closet for the next 45 minutes #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AtIk3cTl82neSBQXRI by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-04-21T02:08:58Z
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kate took the ship back to earth to sell it, pay off the debt, and live out the rest of her life as the single queen she always deserved to be #monsterdon