Post AsoFcJKkn9i1MC1mro by TashTaylor@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AsoEyfOJMc3QBQmv9k by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-04-06T08:59:33Z
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(DIR) Post #AsoFcJKkn9i1MC1mro by TashTaylor@sauropods.win
2025-04-06T09:06:41Z
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@futurebird Wow, was it really so long ago?
(DIR) Post #AsoFdR8RGvS1qGnwOG by AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse
2025-04-06T09:06:48Z
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@futurebird *extremely Play It to the Bone" voice*"Knockout..."
(DIR) Post #AsoGc1ureLw7I8LeKm by queserasera@infosec.exchange
2025-04-06T09:17:51Z
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@jamesravey I give 99% of my cake most of the time cause I dont want the calories lol
(DIR) Post #AsoKPsQfUpVsD3gVwu by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T10:00:27Z
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@futurebird They're so caught up on their greed that they can't stop and realize that you don't always actually want 100% of a thing.If he ate that entire birthday cake entirely by himself, he'd probably end up in the hospital.Of course, the greed-fueled solution is just to throw away the rest. No one wins with that...
(DIR) Post #AsoSmOsCLlJUpxoR7Y by gimulnautti@mastodon.green
2025-04-06T11:34:10Z
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@futurebird I WANT TO EAT ALL OF THAT HUGE CAKE MYSELF AND GET DIABETES
(DIR) Post #AsoT9ys4fzuR8wzyu8 by JosephMeyer@c.im
2025-04-06T11:38:26Z
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@futurebird Mike doesn’t understand Mayor’s reply.
(DIR) Post #AsoTAz6PIoDI9MBIqu by atlovato@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T11:38:35Z
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@futurebird 😅
(DIR) Post #AsoVo1r1ClUjt1jFqa by todymotmot@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T12:08:05Z
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@futurebird So many layers of irony! Back in the 80s-90s, Republicans insisted that the sensible solution to homelessness and hunger was cutting taxes. Churches and wealthy people could help the poor more efficiently, since people would be richer, and recognize true need at the local level. That was capitalism. Now somehow, that's not capitalism, its stupid and we're supposed to think it represents socialism. But they can't explain why.MAGA is trying to have their cake and eat it too. 😂
(DIR) Post #AsoW1l4wN9HRudmtCC by elala@nrw.social
2025-04-06T12:10:33Z
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@futurebird 😂
(DIR) Post #AsoWhNn7LRbnqmIbFQ by AmiraAR0@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T12:18:04Z
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@futurebird Sad fact
(DIR) Post #AsoXSP0id3WxF657eS by vampirdaddy@chaos.social
2025-04-06T12:26:34Z
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@futurebird Any standard cake is cut into 12 pieces. Thus when at a brithday party everyone gets 1 piece i.e. 8.3%Thus with friends Bernie gves away 91.7% anyway.
(DIR) Post #AsoZXVlx7F9LZPjrVY by xomghehex@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T12:49:55Z
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@futurebird This. anyone else feel this way?
(DIR) Post #AsoZx0PyJVyBr4c8FE by humanista@mastodon.com.br
2025-04-06T12:54:30Z
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@futurebird bro saved up his carbon credits just to unleash this savage burn.
(DIR) Post #AsobLwYrtBjJ5WELQm by QueenOfTheCroneAge@beige.party
2025-04-06T13:10:12Z
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@futurebird Oof.
(DIR) Post #AsodJ1S1S9mXIBlNUe by Hierarchy@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T13:32:05Z
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@futurebird loving this post #wholesome and reminds that sharing is care
(DIR) Post #AsooGVWwGHR1D049zM by lucillerowe@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T15:34:55Z
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@futurebird Good news for today.https://brotherstour.weebly.com
(DIR) Post #Asoof0UIoWtCAhW0Gm by TheDailyBurble@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T15:39:21Z
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@futurebird What a weird thing for that person in the screenshot to say. Who wants to not share their birthday cake? What's he going to do, freeze it and eat it alone at midnight over the years going "none of you are ever having any fnarr fnarr"
(DIR) Post #AsoqxUCLI3WzRB3Ok4 by antdude@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T16:05:04Z
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@futurebird "the cake is a lie" /s
(DIR) Post #AsouWFNweiO7UgkQYi by QuirkyFB@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T16:45:00Z
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@futurebird Bwaaahhhaaahaha!
(DIR) Post #Asovk53HyFi9SFFKAC by erikcats@dice.camp
2025-04-06T16:58:42Z
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@futurebird a modern classic
(DIR) Post #AsowWDXbiD0HgONfhg by JetSm00th@infosec.exchange
2025-04-06T17:07:24Z
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@futurebird oooooohhhhh daaaaaaamn!
(DIR) Post #Asozxsf5Eb7StglC08 by peteriskrisjanis@toot.lv
2025-04-06T17:45:59Z
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@futurebird wow, some people are really assholes :)
(DIR) Post #Asp0S9uDgZVX4BHHge by michaelcoyote@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T17:51:29Z
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@futurebird god damn, she murdered him
(DIR) Post #Asp1zNHN5IUC3OVcoa by That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
2025-04-06T18:08:34Z
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@futurebird I've never been one to steal the birthday cake of someone I barely know and whom I've never been invited to a party with. Wait. A. Minute.Bernie's birthday is in September...!
(DIR) Post #Asp3P1Arza4aypGA6q by radarskiy@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T18:24:30Z
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@futurebird Why does Mayor have to hurt me like that? 8-(
(DIR) Post #Asp85Q5Q9wyEDsBXpw by mischievoustomato@tsundere.love
2025-04-06T19:17:06.192352Z
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@futurebird I'm glad I don't have friends irl and only share my food with mum
(DIR) Post #AspAgq6WaYQpXRfk12 by TerryHancock@realsocial.life
2025-04-06T19:46:10Z
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@futurebird ZING! :raccoon_cool:
(DIR) Post #AspDWYaf9LZ0BdYdSS by Robo105@mastodon.social
2025-04-06T20:17:55Z
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@futurebird Please notice after 90% of the cake is redistributed Bernie still gets to eat a nice piece of cake. I wonder if there is anything to learn here?
(DIR) Post #AspSVRd52m3tcWcGMS by esvrld@normal.style
2025-04-06T22:43:07Z
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@futurebird classic
(DIR) Post #AspvOoueyW0GTc23wu by Nachtflug@glasgow.social
2025-04-07T04:29:32Z
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@futurebird Ouch…
(DIR) Post #Asqy7zOtDuIV6JnXO4 by scentedmeat@norcal.social
2025-04-07T16:34:52Z
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@futurebird @kimlockhartga 🔥🔥🔥