Post AsgOQUFFT59Tc08YJU by realcainmosni@mastodon.me.uk
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(DIR) Post #AscXdl8K6weci4SgWu by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-31T17:31:45Z
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"We need engineers who have experience in design & development and testing."in bold: "But this job does not include any design/development."this job listing sounds suspiciously like they're hiring a tester (ONLY TESTER! NO DEVELOPMENT!) that will be kept at knifepoint by the developers, who didn't want anyone hired in the first place
(DIR) Post #AscXpHqIq451LEWtCy by spinach@girlcock.club
2025-03-31T17:33:45Z
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@foone they need someone to blame all the bugs on after all
(DIR) Post #AscXtrarrKTtNbUZZw by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-31T17:34:37Z
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this other job listing wants to know how many years of experience I have with DHCP, which is a hard question to answer
(DIR) Post #AscYFpbJws7VZQBANU by castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist
2025-03-31T17:38:39Z
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@foone "the test suite passes, or else"
(DIR) Post #AscYIVDeBTolE4NbWa by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-31T17:38:40Z
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@SnyperWolf they don't say! they just want to know how much experience I have with DHCP
(DIR) Post #AscYMuPoRmlEWrAftA by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-31T17:39:55Z
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@castanea_jo I'm thinking it's more like "you are allowed to tell them that their code doesn't work, but if you so much as HINT at how it might be fixed, you will be fired by the end of the day and there will be a small war fought within the company"
(DIR) Post #AscYThJfY0ztviXDGK by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-31T17:41:10Z
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you people named your company for how to funnel private medical information into AI training datasets "Komprise"? really? your security? Komprised!your privacy? Komprised!
(DIR) Post #AscYfFTKtgAH32Z2jg by ozone89@techhub.social
2025-03-31T17:43:14Z
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@foone not to mention, it's already taken by IBM!https://www.ibm.com/products/komprise
(DIR) Post #AscZ7OBc5jpwBOh1sW by castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist
2025-03-31T17:48:19Z
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@foone yeah that makes sense and I've worked in both kinds of situations 👎
(DIR) Post #AscZF5qYA70VcUVxPU by gewt@san-junipero.gimme-sympathy.org
2025-03-31T17:49:41Z
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@foone DHCP stands for Definitely Have Computer Powers
(DIR) Post #AscZtD54gVMDdjRApc by bloognoo@retro.pizza
2025-03-31T17:56:55Z
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@foone @SnyperWolfLots, but only 3600 seconds a time
(DIR) Post #Asca1tpRdI7SXLGnnk by KateKarnage@mastodon.me.uk
2025-03-31T17:58:27Z
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@foone the answer is always "too much. I have seen things...."
(DIR) Post #AsccQQbhcBxB3UfMPY by cerement@social.targaryen.house
2025-03-31T18:25:18Z
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@foone ranks up there with the AI company named after a second stage xenomorph – Hugging Face implanting its payload
(DIR) Post #Ascmbq6QA9zIr579l2 by womble@infosec.exchange
2025-03-31T20:19:23Z
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@foone We need: engineers who have experience in design & development and testing.We hire: not that.
(DIR) Post #AsdOCcmoKe1KZeLUZM by august@mastodon.social
2025-04-01T03:20:40Z
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@foone your revenue stream? Kompromat!
(DIR) Post #AsdSp9YtJzXR2vSim0 by guamwatt@infosec.exchange
2025-04-01T04:12:25Z
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@foone Distributed Health Care Program? Applying to the VA to work with FileMan and MUMPS aka Open M? Or that other thing that screws things up if you dont expire leases or actually treat it like static?
(DIR) Post #AseJMUSfphgx2Qltxo by jesse@social.jelliefrontier.net
2025-04-01T13:50:11Z
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@foone I bet they don’t even use KDE.
(DIR) Post #AsgOQUFFT59Tc08YJU by realcainmosni@mastodon.me.uk
2025-04-02T14:07:15Z
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@foone 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆