Post AsYcKLTL14wolB0tea by Ninji@wuffs.org
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 (DIR) Post #AsYcKLTL14wolB0tea by Ninji@wuffs.org
       2025-03-29T19:56:39Z
       
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       concept: a show like ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but about software instead"i'm at spunkchute, a SaaS company that owes $2 million to AWS and is on the brink of closure”"oh my [bleep] god. the main database server is running Ubuntu 8.04 and has two backdoors and a coin miner. SHUT. IT. DOWN.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AsYcKUTJYXHCfi4VMm by Ninji@wuffs.org
       2025-03-29T20:03:41Z
       
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       [interview with customer] “every update just breaks something that worked fine before”[brief cut to a 3-second clip of the CTO sitting in a gaming chair playing Minecraft][tired-looking lead engineer] “we keep telling the CEO not to SSH into prod and edit files but he just won't listen to us”
       
 (DIR) Post #AsYoRH4exv9kb3Xb3g by ozzelot@mstdn.social
       2025-03-29T20:53:19Z
       
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       @Ninji Impressive... a coin miner that still can run on 8.04.
       
 (DIR) Post #AsYoRHzjXioHS4FB1E by markstos@urbanists.social
       2025-03-29T21:54:54Z
       
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       @ozzelot @Ninji Once you get through the dangerous slightly-out-date era, there are years of calm waters when you are so out of date even the exploits quit supporting your OS.