Posts by Ninji@wuffs.org
(DIR) Post #Arasy8usQZarySxVBo by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-02-28T23:39:05Z
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If I had a garden that I wanted to keep secret then I wouldn’t be advertising it on signs, but maybe I’m just old-fashioned
(DIR) Post #AsYcKLTL14wolB0tea by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-03-29T19:56:39Z
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concept: a show like ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but about software instead"i'm at spunkchute, a SaaS company that owes $2 million to AWS and is on the brink of closure”"oh my [bleep] god. the main database server is running Ubuntu 8.04 and has two backdoors and a coin miner. SHUT. IT. DOWN.”
(DIR) Post #AsYcKUTJYXHCfi4VMm by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-03-29T20:03:41Z
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[interview with customer] “every update just breaks something that worked fine before”[brief cut to a 3-second clip of the CTO sitting in a gaming chair playing Minecraft][tired-looking lead engineer] “we keep telling the CEO not to SSH into prod and edit files but he just won't listen to us”
(DIR) Post #AtfJF3HWHrvqyyYyxM by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-05-01T22:15:12Z
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saw a link to an open-source project with “AI-powered compilation” and i looked at the code out of morbid curiositythis was in the diff to their Cursor config fileanyway, brb, i’m going to go yell “DO NOT burn!!!” at the pizza that i’ve had in the oven for the past 3 hours. i’m sure that’ll help
(DIR) Post #AtfJFElhZzbwbllk1o by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-05-01T22:42:52Z
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ERRATUM: the original post was supposed to say "AI-powered decompilation" but somehow the "de" disappeared in between my brain and the toot entry boxplease accept my apologies for this grave mistake. this is how you know it's an authentic post though
(DIR) Post #Attnep09XY02w5idPc by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-05-08T20:35:37Z
3 likes, 2 repeats
white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected
(DIR) Post #AumlWxxpQN7yw7CX4q by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-06-04T11:23:26Z
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It’s finally almost here, I can’t believe it……
(DIR) Post #AvQXgHR5DQQR65Xe0O by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-06-21T22:26:17Z
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Fun Tip™: Whenever you see something weird while you're out and about, just imagine it's part of the Deltarune cinematic universe
(DIR) Post #AwyMiPqnzpyU9JekGO by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-08-08T21:38:21Z
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⚠️ 🦊 FOX ALERT 🦊 ⚠️I saw this fox on my way home. They were carrying something in their muzz but ran away before I could see what it was.This concludes today’s Fox Alert 🦊
(DIR) Post #AyMgLFytNJiVmw517I by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-09-17T21:48:28Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
Just saw this very polite fox who kindly waited for me to take a photo before scampering off into the bushesExcellent experience, would fox again, 5 stars
(DIR) Post #AyRfBcogUTQFYEwrEu by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-09-21T20:55:52Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
got to meet some VLC cosplayers in the south side of Glasgow today!!
(DIR) Post #AzZgjHxF4MP57zOCSO by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-10-25T12:02:10Z
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reluctantly installing Internet Explorer in preparation for No Netscape November
(DIR) Post #B05Zy0DzF8S0k7juzI by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-11-09T19:36:22Z
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Reluctantly flipping myself back from “Released” to “Normal” as Monday approaches
(DIR) Post #B0mVhlx2DJQ6pJ81rM by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-11-30T18:55:45Z
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shocked by our landlord’s complete lack of festive spirit. we are right in the middle of black friday week and they haven’t even offered us a 30% discount on our rent.how can you call yourself a capitalist while refusing to celebrate the most important capitalist holiday?????
(DIR) Post #B1J6r9gVFzrgP2S17g by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-12-16T12:58:09Z
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so happy to see a non-binary lift out in the wild
(DIR) Post #B1a3cq3IiufJkkfaHw by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-12-24T09:56:36Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
call me a TLS certificate because I'm in constant need of validation
(DIR) Post #B1ooRZCCTFnELZOkhE by Ninji@wuffs.org
2025-12-31T17:20:10Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
saving up all my DNS requests so i can send them right after midnight. they’re going to be my new year’s resolutions
(DIR) Post #B258MMHIr9VjV7FnYe by Ninji@wuffs.org
2026-01-08T16:36:59Z
2 likes, 4 repeats
"consumers aren't buying based on AI” is demonstrably untrue, because i am a consumer, and i buy based on AI. i see a product uses AI and i choose something else
(DIR) Post #B2G1GCvq88IFputTMG by Ninji@wuffs.org
2026-01-13T22:53:35Z
7 likes, 9 repeats
The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:• Big PDF• MP3 Pro Max• SVG Deluxe• 7Zip 7Furious• DOCX-treme• GIF Supreme
(DIR) Post #B2XUW2rJGvQDK4Y2ng by Ninji@wuffs.org
2026-01-21T22:11:34Z
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