Post ArKtHD5ca4yCOf8MM4 by stveje@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #ArKB4gxZohnXI2ak7M by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-02-20T23:02:21Z
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Which of the following are the best baby names?
(DIR) Post #ArKBH4Mad4XnLjC35k by enqfila@mastodon.com.br
2025-02-20T23:04:34Z
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@futurebird Dinoponera primes the kid to like dinosaurs, so that would be a win for me
(DIR) Post #ArKBP20hGIYeMskXYG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-02-20T23:06:04Z
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@enqfila Oh yes yes... dinosaurs. And NOTHING else. Yes.
(DIR) Post #ArKBWjuWRJdcY9XMI4 by snork303@toot.community
2025-02-20T23:07:25Z
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@futurebirdDinoponera for a boy after my favorite Rat Pack singer and Formica for a girl because I'm a traditionalist at heart.
(DIR) Post #ArKBwL4JQNR925K5Ng by enqfila@mastodon.com.br
2025-02-20T23:12:03Z
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@futurebird yes, of course!I can't think of anything that Dinoponera would remind me of. Maybe there's a hint somewhere, but it's small as an ant :awesome:(Hell I looked those up, they are huge, the joke doesn't even land! But huh, I learned more about my country's fauna today.)
(DIR) Post #ArKD1NZtcc7iDY3zbk by skoombidoombis@masto.ai
2025-02-20T23:24:09Z
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@futurebird Dino or Dina for dinoponera. So when that one relative calls them Konstatin or Kostantina, they can shoot back no dinoponera if you must use my full name.
(DIR) Post #ArKEkPpcBpgyBySFPs by dinozombie@metalhead.club
2025-02-20T23:43:26Z
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@futurebird as a mainly spanish speaker I cannot not read Formica as Fornica and why would you name a child that lol
(DIR) Post #ArKtHD5ca4yCOf8MM4 by stveje@mstdn.social
2025-02-21T07:17:35Z
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@futurebird Once upon a time a little girl wished for a pony. Not just any pony, no, a fierce and terrible dino pony! By chance her wish was heard by a passing fairy who was looking for a new hero in the mortal world. The fairy offered the girl a deal: come with me to the land of fairies & help us against the Evil, and I will grant you the power to transform into any creature you can imagine. Thus was born Dinoponera the Fierce and Terrible!Needs more ants, I know. Maybe the fairies are ants?