Post Ar5eUSqyryCyMukV96 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #Ar5bqr4NDRX9yuzxgG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-02-13T22:21:45Z
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A humpback whale almost swallowed a kayaker but spit him out. Have you ever had a bug fly in your mouth? Horrible experience. The guilt, the horror. I expect this was much the same for the whale.
(DIR) Post #Ar5c4pPaB13qtTa7yC by dank@jorts.horse
2025-02-13T22:24:06Z
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@futurebird i should log on to Megalodon and see if they've posted about it
(DIR) Post #Ar5cGWu8oNHsyCSGky by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-02-13T22:26:22Z
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@futurebird about 10 years ago, I saw video of huge northern right whale accidentally scoop up a walrus, and then have to open its mouth back up and push the walrus back out.
(DIR) Post #Ar5cXDa3uVClxe1Lea by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-02-13T22:29:25Z
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When I was in the hospital my husband had to learn how to care to thousands of ants and fast. He used the aspirator the wrong way and ant one of the girls by mistake. Our marriage was strong enough to take this. I still love him.
(DIR) Post #Ar5cb6uGfNZ8Q6KO6i by ienvision@mastodon.social
2025-02-13T22:30:01Z
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@futurebird Especially as the kayak slammed into the whales baleen!
(DIR) Post #Ar5d1ntnRbYpHtpse0 by RonJeffries@mastodon.social
2025-02-13T22:34:54Z
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@futurebird One day an ant somehow fell into my can of fuzzy water. When I took a drink, the ant latched onto my tongue. Had it belonged to my wife, it would have been a while before I forgave her.🐜🤪
(DIR) Post #Ar5d4WVAaDHKCSc6Do by waitworry@sakurajima.moe
2025-02-13T22:35:24Z
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@futurebird i assume for a brief moment the human assumed he was going to be digestedor was just really confused and disoriented
(DIR) Post #Ar5e8L9eoRvg7Ww2m8 by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2025-02-13T22:47:14Z
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@futurebird Maybe the whale was trying to avoid junk food.
(DIR) Post #Ar5eUSqyryCyMukV96 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
2025-02-13T22:51:18Z
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@futurebird this feels like a @fesshole post I'd read from his perspective
(DIR) Post #Ar5eoltJnV9bCkWe5A by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-02-13T22:54:59Z
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OK this has happened a few times so I start to wonder if these are like ... "teen whales" and it's some kind of dare to gulp one of the trash monkeys?
(DIR) Post #Ar5eu2j0daCmrTDWue by mloxton@med-mastodon.com
2025-02-13T22:55:54Z
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@futurebird trash monkey, though
(DIR) Post #Ar5eyGMjra4CKGoRZg by YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
2025-02-13T22:56:37Z
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@futurebird Jonah was neither halal nor kosher according to the tale.
(DIR) Post #Ar5ezNFLlY9fxKt18a by whknott@mastodon.social
2025-02-13T22:56:53Z
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@futurebird Wow, he must have some serious redeeming qualities.
(DIR) Post #Ar5gh58YYezcUC78TI by a@beige.party
2025-02-13T23:15:56Z
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@futurebird OMG 💀🧃🐜
(DIR) Post #Ar5gpU8DVrI4K0xim8 by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2025-02-13T23:17:27Z
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@futurebird Maybe they've been talking to the orca?
(DIR) Post #Ar5kp9YiOv9uKkSCO0 by SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange
2025-02-14T00:02:16Z
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@futurebird Having a gnat under your eyelid for three days is fun.I was camping, and could not get it out until I was home with a well lit mirror.
(DIR) Post #Ar61Z5xZiFsPl70iQq by murodegrizeco@toad.social
2025-02-14T03:09:50Z
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@futurebird Oh no! For your husband and the ant.One time while I was napping, a small ant wandered into my ear. It did not sting or bite, but I did wake up in a panic, yelling and hopping about. Because it was quite loud, crawling around in there.
(DIR) Post #Ar6pB0qO4rtCeNMIUq by wcbdata@vis.social
2025-02-14T12:25:44Z
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@futurebird happy Valentine's Day!
(DIR) Post #Ar6yneYLmtScOhQE9w by mlohbihler@techhub.social
2025-02-14T14:13:31Z
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@futurebird the book (of fiction) Whalefall by Daniel Kraus goes into great detail about the logistical problems with whales swallowing people.
(DIR) Post #Ar7hZSQ4bBeEeJ9hj6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-02-14T22:35:15Z
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@whknott I suppose he does.
(DIR) Post #Ar9huwKMz9BtnweRCi by pejacoby@infosec.exchange
2025-02-15T21:48:32Z
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@futurebird thank god all you have is ants to work out - my wife is always paralyzed with fear when financial items “without me” come up in conversation… 😀