Post ApUi8LZHSBF0ASJJgX by Ananas@jorts.horse
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(DIR) Post #ApUi85hYReLuxU3hMO by Ananas@jorts.horse
2024-12-18T19:32:18Z
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What's the term for being a total slut, but only if I know the person so well I would trust them with my social security number?Is that just demisexual or does that go far beyond demisexual?
(DIR) Post #ApUi86qSC346VNEJs0 by publius@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-12-28T05:15:39Z
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@Ananas I haven't found one yet.I'm not insistent on labeling everything, though. It probably doesn't help that the member of my Inner Circle who is insistent on labeling everything considers me "sex-positive asexual", which is only of limited relevance.
(DIR) Post #ApUi8AzolAvrNZdr1M by Ananas@jorts.horse
2024-12-18T19:34:08Z
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Some people may think my obsession with pineapples is an allusion to being a swinger.They are incorrect.I am far too neurotic to be a swinger.
(DIR) Post #ApUi8GIn244xprYZmq by Ananas@jorts.horse
2024-12-18T19:37:11Z
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Key party except that in order to open the door I'm behind you have to solve ten riddles designed to make sure you're a left leaning cat person with a sufficiently materialist worldview who shares a similar taste in film and food.
(DIR) Post #ApUi8LZHSBF0ASJJgW by Ananas@jorts.horse
2024-12-18T19:44:02Z
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I'm on an island spread eagle waiting for you to come over on your two person boat and fuck me.But you also have a wolf a chicken and a bag of grain with you and must bring all of them over without any of them being harmed first. I cannot help because then I wouldn't be spread eagle.
(DIR) Post #ApUi8LZHSBF0ASJJgX by Ananas@jorts.horse
2024-12-18T19:37:33Z
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