Post Ao7J0ABp03CMDXlrNY by nblr@chaos.social
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(DIR) Post #Ao6micvSDy1pawi2fA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-16T18:21:56Z
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We are proud to announce the new mandatory rules for table construction. Please see your local Cat Office of Cat Happiness for information on compliance with these stunning and well-thought-out changes. Congratulations to the design team on solving the problem! This was NOT posted by #PicaTheCat I, a human agree and support this fully of my own free will. #picalaw #picacrime
(DIR) Post #Ao6nVyJJVLia6mOn32 by katzenberger@mastodon.de
2024-11-16T18:30:49Z
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@futurebird A delusional device aiming at making servants of the cat believe they have any agency in the home of the cat.
(DIR) Post #Ao6nof5vAofA0s2xaC by Moss@beige.party
2024-11-16T18:34:05Z
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@futurebird Tragically that same design has a ghoulish and cruel history that would suggest a different outcome for the cat.
(DIR) Post #Ao6o3hX6OEBPv3vpLM by fembot@mstdn.social
2024-11-16T18:36:55Z
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@futurebird Blink once if Pica has her paw on the keyboard...
(DIR) Post #Ao6piOJQr7PO8RVJUu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-16T18:55:30Z
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@fembot Ha ha a funny joke. I am fine.Everything is normal.Let your mind be at rest.Please do not worry Pica is just a cat
(DIR) Post #Ao6pxYJFy7ndU6eRjE by BillSeitz@mastodon.social
2024-11-16T18:57:59Z
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@futurebird tableu-plasmosis
(DIR) Post #Ao6pyKuTH45YDQQqOm by fembot@mstdn.social
2024-11-16T18:58:01Z
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@futurebird 😅
(DIR) Post #Ao6qlDtY8zJoeIJPGq by richpuchalsky@mastodon.social
2024-11-16T19:07:10Z
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@futurebird No self-respecting cats would use this for more than a couple of seconds. Then it would be up on the table, possibly by ducking down, going to the floor and one side, then leaping onto the table just to show you that it doesn't need this thing.
(DIR) Post #Ao74cQc4t52SqUq9PE by ujay68@mastodon.world
2024-11-16T21:42:28Z
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@futurebird Wondering if the animal approves of your putting on the lid when you think table time is over … 😉
(DIR) Post #Ao7GSyJHwmGhuQJCvw by Remittancegirl@mstdn.social
2024-11-16T23:55:14Z
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@futurebird I have a cat who would love this.
(DIR) Post #Ao7IFeolJ8izb9oEfw by m@autistics.life
2024-11-17T00:15:14Z
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@futurebird My cats have never needed a hole. They are already on the table.
(DIR) Post #Ao7J0ABp03CMDXlrNY by nblr@chaos.social
2024-11-17T00:23:37Z
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@futurebird some of us might recall a certain mondo horror film from the late 70s... this setup? a big nope nope nope!
(DIR) Post #Ao7dbHSEwzIQXxQWY4 by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-11-17T04:14:23Z
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@futurebird I love things like this, but I can't even imagine convincing Murphy or Penguin to use it ever. I couldn't even convince him to get in the box, even though he was in the box for a long time before I entered the room, because he wanted to play outside the box. A cat tree kitchen table, maybe. He does prefer to stand guard when I eat with my parents in the evening.
(DIR) Post #Ao7uAKzxMh1cwJw5BY by martin_fff@mastodon.social
2024-11-17T07:20:03Z
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@futurebird catopticon
(DIR) Post #Ao8oMs5pjwVYUPEor2 by acm_redfox@jawns.club
2024-11-17T17:49:47Z
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@futurebird do. not. want!
(DIR) Post #AoBhN62Rm6ptXFh5Pc by TywyllSeren@spacey.space
2024-11-19T03:15:32Z
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@futurebird @RandyNose 😆