Post Anyr6aQzz29jN2StSy by ikanreed@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AnycbNOB2Od8ZjMvOC by Computer@dice.camp
2024-11-12T19:50:53Z
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Attention Citizens:Dying on the job before a replacement can be fully trained is bad etiquette. Always submit notice of impending doom at least two weeks prior to expiring. Thank you for your compliance.#Paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games
(DIR) Post #AnycoB1yIQeI0n5P0q by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2024-11-12T19:53:12Z
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@Computer NOTICE OF IMPENDING DOOM!11!!
(DIR) Post #AnycpazXGCzKoichQu by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2024-11-12T19:53:27Z
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@Computer My secret society told me not to give notice of my impending doomErrr, wait, I am not part of a secret society
(DIR) Post #Anyd3GFn9yGSYPk8rg by hittitezombie@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-12T19:55:55Z
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@Computer Dear Friend Computer, I have been selected the 'most likely person to be found dead at his desk at 9AM Monday Morning' three times in a row.Shall I start my replacement immediately, but then what if I don't die next Friday? It's a wasted effort.
(DIR) Post #AnyeaYEJRhVlogUNnM by Nanard_Groubiche@piaille.fr
2024-11-12T20:13:09Z
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@Computer Filling an impending doom notice is my morning routine.
(DIR) Post #AnyfuJhJHncMUW2cFM by lednaBM@stranger.social
2024-11-12T20:27:46Z
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@Computer
(DIR) Post #Anyg9yGyi6VQg2BnVo by raganwald@social.bau-ha.us
2024-11-12T20:30:44Z
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@Computer "Reminder that every employee is entitled to an unpaid day off for a death in the family of a close relative."How close?"The employee themselves."
(DIR) Post #AnyisH2wTIZZYIsQsK by snow@snowfan.masto.host
2024-11-12T21:01:10Z
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@Computer 😂
(DIR) Post #Anyr6aQzz29jN2StSy by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2024-11-12T22:15:41Z
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@Nanard_Groubiche @Computer Hello, I'm your local troubleshooter, here to help resolve your doom processing request you filed for last week, that's still marked incomplete in our records. Please allow me to escort you to the nearest clone termination booth, and we'll get all the paperwork finished.
(DIR) Post #AnzcYTPqMrKzYZixDU by fnordius@muenchen.social
2024-11-13T07:25:04Z
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@Computer due to issues in cooling systems and the meltdown of all three reactors, the entire population of sectors 5, 6, 15 and 23 are irrevocably lost. The rest of Alpha Complex will have only 17% fatalities. Recommend less troubleshooters and more engineers in the next tranche of clones.
(DIR) Post #Ao04uiAR04RMOXuPDc by juergen_hubert@thefolklore.cafe
2024-11-13T12:42:48Z
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@Computer Glad to be of service!I, too, am eager to do my part for Alpha Complex and will not only fill out my own doom notices, but those of my coworkers as well!
(DIR) Post #Ao052ha5424itQiNPs by ptjnorth@mastodon.social
2024-11-13T12:44:16Z
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@Computer Yes master. This unit will comply.
(DIR) Post #Ao2cWCjrz5YejFtB0y by zdl@mastodon.online
2024-11-13T23:01:35Z
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@juergen_hubert @Computer I will focus on those of my coworkers for now. I'm more conscientious than they are and I know if I were to die first the Computer's rules would only be slackly followed.
(DIR) Post #AxiLyP7tIMTzqwrePQ by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-08-31T02:10:11Z
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@Computer You're Friend Computer, not Miss Manners Computer. I'll die when I feel like it, or when the reactor cooling fails 🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #Axijr5g5bSyqPKuE1g by emptyother@oslo.town
2025-08-31T04:55:09Z
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@hittitezombie @Computer If you somehow don't terminate (statistically unlikely), you can send your replacement to their doom in your stead.