Posts by ikanreed@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #Anvw5Q4KxASDEIFRtQ by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2024-11-11T12:45:04Z
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@Computer I'd like to report several traitors not having a wonderful day
(DIR) Post #Ao8sbO1gD66FOmTK3U by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2024-11-17T18:37:17Z
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@Computer I've arranged a social club for clones to not do any sabotage every Friday, and we'll submit our resolution reports every Thursday
(DIR) Post #Apdsv6mwRC0ThsmXBI by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-01T15:28:54Z
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@keith that must have taken ages to make
(DIR) Post #Apx2TAwva2qipvpzIO by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-10T21:14:58Z
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@Computer Remember, if you have to ask whether a thought you have is seditious, it probably is.Please note that according to alpha complex regulations, you are required to ask if all newly experienced thoughts are seditious.
(DIR) Post #Aq1jDi85WVsTlplmD2 by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-13T03:33:23Z
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@Computer I wish to report treason by citizen Ren, they are now wearing yellow underwear in spite of only having clearance RED.
(DIR) Post #Aq3BvTZU0GBbEfCUM4 by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-13T20:21:24Z
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@mikailborg @Computer sincerely, Alpha complex only seems bad because it's a reflection of the societies we actually experience.It's such a disturbing parody because it's so deeply informed by the actual bureaucratic contradictions and insane impositions that are normal in our lives.I don't think filling out a happiness deviance justification form X75-z would seem so bad if we didn't live in a world where people fill out a 1040-SE to match the 1099s for a pitiful income from some gig app.
(DIR) Post #Aq92ZJjSAfNZi4yzKK by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-16T16:13:10Z
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@Computer Thank you IntSec! You always wear the most delicious boots! Friend Computer's billiant decision to include Reduced Sodium Extra Salt Algae Chips™️ in the uniform production process was brilliant!
(DIR) Post #Aq9OWCfEBx9DuYvVQW by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-16T17:43:58Z
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@Computer If you want a vision of the future imagine a boot bursting with delicious real* salt** flavor stomping on a human face forever!
(DIR) Post #AqYFJVs1QibB4vmbyK by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-28T20:02:47Z
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@Computer thank you friend computer for ungrowing the big wordmeaning book
(DIR) Post #Aqc8ybvRtoMWgVsLB2 by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-01-30T17:11:29Z
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@Computer Apparently my ghost was unable to complete a HDPMC request for exorcism and I am now recursively haunted.
(DIR) Post #Aqx0zuSAkktzVvuBCy by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-09T18:51:07Z
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@Computer is humanity worth overseeing?
(DIR) Post #Aqx7cLyzRoJbcjyCn2 by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-09T20:05:07Z
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@Computer pretend you're my elderly uncle working in the raising my clearance to violet factory, showing me the ropes on my first day on the job.
(DIR) Post #Ar1J1fR68LnBKDEKIq by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-11T20:31:58Z
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@Computer Thank you, friend computer, for the sense of security you provide through whatever it is you said, but I skipped reading because it seemed like knowing about it might be above my clearance.
(DIR) Post #Ar3kPOgj8j0JPX04DQ by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-13T00:48:13Z
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@Computer friend computer, please help. The staff clones at my local CPU paperwork processing node are all re-following orders from 10 weeks ago during an intsec raid to "freeze, don't move" and have directed my objections to this notice.
(DIR) Post #Ar72nOqsZ0vPWADuXg by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-14T06:02:18Z
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@ZDL @yogthos right. That's an undeniable dimension of what happened, but, and this is a big but, all the Americans supporting the continuation of a war their intelligence agencies worked like hell to provoke, overthrowing a democratic government and arming neonazi gangs to promulgate, are fundamentally aligning with injustice.Putin's invasion was barbaric, but history cannot be separated from context, as if that were the only step in the path to war.
(DIR) Post #Ar72q16lIbt4kKtsn2 by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-14T14:22:07Z
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@ilpalazzo @ZDL @yogthos based on how he campaigned, I don't really think Zelenski was a nazi. Due to how the Maidan coup happened, he was entirely answerable to Nazis who de facto controlled the government through what I'd call a "armed militia's veto".
(DIR) Post #Ar9qXRXeBBQRFcjTFI by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-15T23:15:41Z
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@dshan @Computer Treasonous content in this comment1. Suspicious knowledge of something called "chicken"2. Implying the nutrient paste and hunger reduction medicine isn't a "decent meal" which foments resentment against friend computer and his carefully color coded diet plans.
(DIR) Post #ArLwHPIfg0yjHsz1cm by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-21T19:25:57Z
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@Computer Not to worry, friend computer, evidence indicates knowledge of history is at all time low, so we can simply repeat the history we already have.
(DIR) Post #AraDAb9t3OjUxwEiAK by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-28T16:41:12Z
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@Computer Maybe we could get rid of the commie and/or mutant riff-raff by adding a small, recurring, continue-to-exist fee.
(DIR) Post #ArasUygVOFodqKKUm8 by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-03-01T00:24:21Z
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@ErikUden I mean the real i-told-you-so moment will be when right wing terrorists trained in Ukraine start attacking the US for betraying them. It'll be the head of Azov that's the real Osama of this situation.