Post AnWsidsGVJ9VTbAMKm by cocoadog@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AnWrOG1XMzU7lADdcO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-30T10:24:38Z
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Never underestimate the power of a plucky and unnecessary lil vest under your jacket to make a crumby too early morning fun and full of mischief. Show up in a three piece for NO REASON what can they do? arrest you for being too smart and cute?
(DIR) Post #AnWrdj99NGOaQU9l7w by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-30T10:27:27Z
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I … I need someone to bail me out of jail. Turns out you *can* get arrested for that.
(DIR) Post #AnWsidsGVJ9VTbAMKm by cocoadog@mastodon.social
2024-10-30T10:39:30Z
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@futurebird Me: Takes a long drag on an imaginary cigarette, flicks the ash, exhales, prepares to tell a long prison story.
(DIR) Post #AnWzt5DGPheEqBui9o by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2024-10-30T11:59:51Z
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@futurebird The traditional way to make a Crumbyhttps://youtu.be/DzforueOaD8?si=S6iHFcT21ZQxw0Hh
(DIR) Post #AnX9lhUZCxjEmo7qLo by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-10-30T13:50:33Z
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@futurebird the militarization of the fashion police is a huge problem
(DIR) Post #AnXF2jQjkqJFUWH5Oa by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-10-30T14:49:36Z
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@futurebird it's a matter of degree. You were inarguably well over the legal limit for cuteness. (I say this as a criminal defense lawyer. )
(DIR) Post #AnXrDbQHf7qu6Ifo8m by faassen@fosstodon.org
2024-10-30T17:29:10Z
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@funkula@futurebird Defund the fashion police