Post AmTQqYW4FBPcquU7SC by jasonb@sigmoid.social
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 (DIR) Post #AmTO4VPWHt1vPcNlnU by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-28T20:19:52Z
       
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       It's a good thing Info Wars is being auctioned off so the families can get some of what Alex Jones owes them in legal penalties. However, considering Alex once said he would... if pressed turned to literally eating people is it a good idea to make this man totally desperate? He is very... barrel-shaped and could eat many people I fear and maybe he has already who really knows. In any case I hope there is a plan to keep a close eye on him under these circumstances.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmTOysnSWdqa9xSjq4 by FenTiger@mastodon.social
       2024-09-28T20:30:03Z
       
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       @futurebird This plan should be carefully vetted to make sure it only involves people he wouldn't want to eat.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmTQqYW4FBPcquU7SC by jasonb@sigmoid.social
       2024-09-28T20:50:54Z
       
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       @futurebird 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AmTRQzl4R6fhlbsUy0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-28T20:57:36Z
       
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       AJ: I'm gonna eat you!!Me: Just what I suspected. Not surprised at all. This is why I stay far far away.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmTSZ5Xsu2RPzF8Kn2 by ShamylZakariya@urbanists.social
       2024-09-28T21:10:12Z
       
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       @futurebird this the funniest thing I’ve ever read
       
 (DIR) Post #AmTXp4d0a4YvXtyJGa by trochee@dair-community.social
       2024-09-28T22:09:02Z
       
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       @futurebird "Why does Alex Jones, the largest of the Q-Anons, not simply _eat_ the other Q-Anons?" @LRRRonEarth
       
 (DIR) Post #AmTaKnmkwABwU3mvPU by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-28T22:37:09Z
       
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       @trochee @LRRRonEarth Exactly!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AmUAIgUag6ArdTa4vI by DoesntExist@mastodon.social
       2024-09-29T05:20:15Z
       
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       @futurebird Alex Jones can eat my ass.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmUAPL9yOG4zV86wcq by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
       2024-09-29T05:21:29Z
       
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       @futurebird Just sprint away and eventually he'll have a stroke.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmUKB9EEx6zHz6yhua by lerxst@az.social
       2024-09-29T07:10:58Z
       
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       @futurebird Literally a zombie.