Post AmPCith3Rp8AE1Epii by elfin@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AmP6H6oSTe3F554FSi by foone@digipres.club
2024-09-26T18:40:09Z
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I just randomly remembered that once the FBI tried to get me fired from my government job for asking about a virus signature (for the virus that had hacked our network) and then they accidentally leaked the virus signature to me anyway.Best and brightest.
(DIR) Post #AmP6eIRTPE6FoDNCHQ by dotoscat@mastodon.xyz
2024-09-26T18:44:07Z
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@foone bruh! and why is that?
(DIR) Post #AmP6ogC9woVINDA3ou by kyonshi@dice.camp
2024-09-26T18:45:52Z
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@foone well, the best and brightest of law enforcement maybe (which, lets face it, is a low bar). I think they at least don't have maximum IQ scores in their recruiting criteria...
(DIR) Post #AmP7VLRWylPcSphBUu by ChuckMcManis@chaos.social
2024-09-26T18:54:11Z
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@foone They wanted the person who accessed their CSAM honeypot site from our office. We pointed out that we're a web crawler, and we didn't index any of the pages touched because they had a negative rank. That we had machines that fetched a page, ranked it, and then threw it away was apparently a hard concept to understand.
(DIR) Post #AmPBx4CN5RpsuF4xkW by foone@digipres.club
2024-09-26T19:44:02Z
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@ChuckMcManis ugh.
(DIR) Post #AmPCith3Rp8AE1Epii by elfin@mstdn.social
2024-09-26T19:52:02Z
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@foone The Feebs have never really understood ... well Anything really, but definitely computers.