Posts by elfin@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #B0FMUHCbz6uKZeUOlE by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-14T00:46:14Z
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@louis What's the joke?"Python is the second best language for any solution." ?
(DIR) Post #B0FQUDaBqHXdAFkHgG by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-14T20:22:20Z
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@louis Ok, you seem to miss my sarcasm.
(DIR) Post #B0SHGNgNlKu984J8Wu by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-21T01:32:50Z
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Changing IPs, humming the M*A*S*H Theme Song.♫DNS Is Painless,It Propagates My ChangesAnd I Can Change The IPs If I PLeeease♫#SysAdmin #DNS
(DIR) Post #B0ToRCXv01OdQ94lge by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-21T18:24:18Z
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1. Fast food isn't inexpensive anymore (tho it is still, very "cheap"). Low income people can't afford it anymore.2. Higher wage earners, Can't Fucking Afford Groceries (real food) anymore, so they're suplimenting with ,,, shitty assed McDonald's.* Fun fact: McD's makes me throw up, I literally can't eat it.* Bonus: Taco Trucks tend to be less inexpensive (& healthy food).Fast food is losing its low-income customers. Economists are full of shit wankers. [FTFY]https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2025-11-16/mcdonalds-is-losing-its-low-income-customers
(DIR) Post #B0U1uKhn2csGWnulf6 by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-21T21:39:22Z
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I've said this before, and I will say it again: Massive single serveruptime is not your friend.Repeat after me: Kernel updates are there for a reason (I get at least one per month).That being said ... this is a unique way of going about it.Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office movehttps://www.theregister.com/2025/11/21/on_call/?td=rt-3a
(DIR) Post #B0U1uNDPi1MIJSj3EO by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-21T21:46:37Z
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@kajer I ... I am not even surprised.I assume they're looking for private keys and the like in memory.
(DIR) Post #B0otvKe5JoWZPTBQMi by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-01T23:34:43Z
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By Default RPC Calls can opnly be made by users named "root: or "admin" ...Well ...1. I don't use those usernames, anywhere, ever, and attempts to do that gets one locked the fuck out..2. That's fuckin' stupid.
(DIR) Post #B0ouaQTYXy4zMfqzho by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-11-30T23:26:31Z
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@doctorwhom I am concerned about your dog's training. You're going to have to work on that dice thing.
(DIR) Post #B0ouaSy7HJiH62AQcK by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-01T23:10:19Z
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@doctorwhom Well stop rolling them in bacon grease!
(DIR) Post #B0suayS8zuSbNLIJ6W by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-03T21:53:41Z
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Aaaaand this would be why I refuse to have a firearm in Suburbia (former), or Hippy Ville (Santa Cruz, current), or in the middle of a big fucking city like San Francisco for "Self Protection".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwvZoYcTIMAlso, big, sharp blades don't wake the neighbors at 03:00, because I am a considerate person.
(DIR) Post #B0t32XOzxqhbDkTePw by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-03T23:30:27Z
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@unlofl With the OTA keys? Yes.If anyone gets those (or Tesla OTAs) please give me a call and I will solve (or create) some traffic problems toot-sweet*.* Pun unintended.
(DIR) Post #B0tBKaCv4ZEMlawWtU by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-04T00:48:17Z
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Aderall Crashhttps://www.theguardian.com/global/2025/dec/03/the-sleepy-bigot
(DIR) Post #B0tDLxqirEeMHyLZb6 by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-04T01:19:39Z
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Seriously RedHat? I haven't used my account in a decade and a half. I don't even know if that EMail address (or the domain) exists any more.Right, new account then. This is your fault, you can only blame yourself for making me do this for a Fucking PDF.
(DIR) Post #B12wuzd6TUx8J1h2XY by elfin@mstdn.social
2025-12-06T00:11:09Z
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Logging into Google (liability) assets to get an API key:"This browser may be insecure ..."1. It's the same one I logged into YouTube an hour ago. Same IP even.2. Are we going to have the "It's not an Alphabet Product so were going to bitch at you because WE can't see EVERYTHING" argument again? Reminder, I'm an hour from Mountain View and have a "less than stellar attitude".
(DIR) Post #B1tFQFxbybJfnL0vTc by elfin@mstdn.social
2026-01-02T23:46:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I come here for Low Quality Facts, but anything with Morgan Freeman is clearly High Quality.
(DIR) Post #B2FfyTXbXc736BGGCe by elfin@mstdn.social
2026-01-13T19:27:53Z
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@lain Iiiiiiiii ... got nuthin.
(DIR) Post #B2Hf93UR1lyfqlBC64 by elfin@mstdn.social
2026-01-14T18:28:19Z
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@Nonilex Do not Fuck with the Swiss.
(DIR) Post #B2W95s8IEiX8KdD6vI by elfin@mstdn.social
2026-01-21T18:09:43Z
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@lain "Goodie Bag"
(DIR) Post #B2eu1qgBfGc75qsAfw by elfin@mstdn.social
2026-01-25T22:43:05Z
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"What's your FaceBook?"Don't have one."Of COURSE you do, don't be silly."[Don't say shit like that in my arm's reaching distance, do you Want a broken jaw?]I do not."Why not? How?"Because FaceBook is a known shady sack of shit built by a creepy voyeur asshole nerd that couldn't get laid, so he steals everyone's data, manipulates and exploits customers, Actively violates Computer Laws and is Bad."Well yeah but..."No buts. This is why I'm InfoSec and you're a Marketing Whore.1/2
(DIR) Post #B2eu1s2uaGNxKcVpjc by elfin@mstdn.social
2026-01-25T22:46:13Z
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"Ok, what's is your LinkedIn"[*The Look Of Doom*]You're really not listening, or you are completely stupid. Which is it?"Well that was rude."No, I'm just refining possibilities based on facts to build a conclusion.<*> What cracks me up about Marketing is that these cheese-whiz MoFos FALL for Exactly the games that they create and use.I concede that I will never understand this.