Post AlXq4667vbkGSEEHuy by aburka@hachyderm.io
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(DIR) Post #AlXhmZcsbYlfBlgN6m by Wraithe@mastodon.social
2024-08-31T20:19:00Z
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Holy shit, my wife just found this on the top of a container of collagen that we just bought from #Costco:“By opening and using this product, you agree to be bound by our terms and conditions fully set forth at vitalproteins.com/tc, which include a mandatory arbitration agreement. If you do not agree to be bound, please return this product immediately.”What. The. Actual. Fuck.
(DIR) Post #AlXhscZeYc0O4M3ads by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-09-01T00:28:22Z
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@Wraithe This is like some unholy combination of a magical seal and all the worst of legal BS and capitalism. "by unwinding the seal you give your heart to Satan forever"
(DIR) Post #AlXq4667vbkGSEEHuy by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-31T23:14:38Z
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@Wraithe Your Honor, the wrongful death case must be moved to arbitration. His wife once opened a tub of collagen powder in 2024.--the Costco-Disney-Google Megacorp's lawyers 20 years from now, probably
(DIR) Post #AlXwph0z5YI0Hmu1Bo by hendric@astronomy.city
2024-09-01T03:16:07Z
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@futurebird @Wraithe "By opening this jewelry box, you will wear the Ring contained therein and submit your soul to Sauron for all eternity. In the event of a dispute, throw your Ring into Mount Doom to begin the arbitration process. Shelob from Customer Retention will contact you within 3 business days to begin the soul refund."
(DIR) Post #AlXwwdCte1JgVFmbSK by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2024-09-01T03:17:23Z
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@futurebird @Wraithe Can confirm
(DIR) Post #AlXzTD1YDGZ4lL8ca0 by Dervishpi@mastodon.social
2024-09-01T03:45:41Z
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@futurebird @Wraithe Straight out of Disney's playbook!