Posts by aburka@hachyderm.io
(DIR) Post #AjMek4JWWUC0fHuBqC by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-06-27T20:46:44Z
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@futurebird you're just waiting for a coin acceptor acceptor
(DIR) Post #AkRxF9pRss2M8pNGz2 by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-07-30T01:46:03Z
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How to log into a website in 2024:1. Enter master password to password manager2. Password gets automatically pasted into password field3. Fix the rest of the login form (username was deleted and mother's maiden name was pasted into email)4. Solve an unhinged AI-generated hCaptcha that is way easier for a robot to comprehend than a human5. Cloudflare is verifying your IP address...
(DIR) Post #AkRxFDhnTGIEAFpDc0 by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-07-30T01:47:24Z
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6. Please enter a 2FA code from your phone which is definitely a separate device7. 2FA app wants to reset your backup password8. Should your password manager remember the password that it just entered for you?9. Should Chrome remember this password?10. Should the website remember your username next time?11. NEW EMAIL! Someone just logged in, was it you???
(DIR) Post #AkRxFHY1BYqc55HSvQ by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-07-30T03:38:17Z
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I'm sure that #passkeys will somehow magically fix all of this, even though nobody knows how they work and it really seems like their goal is to teach users to not even try to understand how their accounts are protected.
(DIR) Post #AkcvjRg21jtx0wqM5o by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-04T14:56:08Z
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@aliss can't believe they only ever released one map
(DIR) Post #Akd7NF5BN3HT25mpn6 by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-04T17:15:41Z
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@futurebird I do by far the most cleaning when people are about to come over, so by definition when no one else is here yes
(DIR) Post #AkgYQx6rPrHOgZReNs by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-06T04:09:25Z
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat local man stages bicycle accident using roadkill, when pressed for explanation says "I was running late for a flight and thought it would be funny"
(DIR) Post #Akk6I3EDHHQgyIgu1I by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-08T02:05:38Z
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@foone well, you have a better ideas department they Logitech at any rate
(DIR) Post #AklP2sAYCnPkcFPiKG by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-07T22:35:57Z
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@tenzochris if only they were better at prompt engineering
(DIR) Post #Al4JecaZfmbfZqRQqu by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-17T20:08:02Z
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@foone so much for the 5V tolerant left
(DIR) Post #Al98pNOWNVVVvsWrmC by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-20T04:02:44Z
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@futurebird @cinebox agreed
(DIR) Post #AlOuv6KSRytnufp5DE by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-27T18:31:51Z
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@foone this toot has a lot of "average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars" energy
(DIR) Post #AlXTDoiH7Z5wUEjrIO by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-31T21:37:25Z
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@foone I mean is it the same way you don't get motion sick when you're driving your own vehicle?
(DIR) Post #AlXq4667vbkGSEEHuy by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-08-31T23:14:38Z
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@Wraithe Your Honor, the wrongful death case must be moved to arbitration. His wife once opened a tub of collagen powder in 2024.--the Costco-Disney-Google Megacorp's lawyers 20 years from now, probably
(DIR) Post #AlYsMxsj5scbXb2u36 by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-09-01T14:00:30Z
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@futurebird I guess if they made a new version of the Bop-it toy it would just be an inert glass rectangle that doesn't do anything :(
(DIR) Post #AlZ6oFJXmqMSmfUaeW by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-09-01T16:40:02Z
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@jgkoomey probably not and plastic recycling doesn't really work anyways :(
(DIR) Post #Alc2FcNGF3SJpELLns by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-09-03T02:35:05Z
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@foone generates the sound it makes when you drop it
(DIR) Post #AlftKopjDyWYxXu5dA by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-09-04T23:10:28Z
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@foone here you go https://github.com/idolpx/mobile-rr
(DIR) Post #AlqQpfZAy7SpGP4xai by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-09-10T00:35:10Z
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Teaching someone how to post to Mastodon? That's tootelage
(DIR) Post #AlqYuIcwU0J7CSYkFs by aburka@hachyderm.io
2024-09-10T02:46:26Z
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@foone been watching Kurzgesagt?