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(DIR) Post #AlFDUoMGb9GsCGFOTI by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T02:23:20Z
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The news of the destruction of SF and CA has hit me so hard. Apparently you can't even go in to the state anymore. I don't know why Harris would do such a thing, I really liked SF and CA. I knew a few people from there who were on here... did any of you get out in time?
(DIR) Post #AlFDbwcsFzBTrlPtiq by GeePawHill@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T02:24:37Z
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@futurebird It's just rubble, now.
(DIR) Post #AlFDdpQA13XA6DMteK by uberduck@hachyderm.io
2024-08-23T02:24:59Z
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@futurebird *looks out the window*Did I miss something?
(DIR) Post #AlFDfSIAym9wwhPRj6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T02:25:03Z
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@GeePawHill So sad that we soon won't have a country anymore.
(DIR) Post #AlFDhWhRYyQVC8DQsi by fifilamoura@eldritch.cafe
2024-08-23T02:25:16Z
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@futurebird 😂
(DIR) Post #AlFDkf0d7p2rpogUim by GeePawHill@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T02:26:11Z
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@futurebird I also heard Portland was burnt to the ground, then salted.
(DIR) Post #AlFDsnWHMppUXvMt1c by uq@mas.to
2024-08-23T02:27:39Z
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@futurebird There was a helicopter that flew over our neighborhood the other day. It was terrifying. We’re selling our house and moving to Texas. /s
(DIR) Post #AlFDuFjVxJtQL2Fj9M by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T02:27:44Z
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@GeePawHill I'm a little confused about NYC being "on fire" it's not hot at all.
(DIR) Post #AlFE24aPHdmo5Einmy by BillyGlennHoya@libranigans.com
2024-08-23T02:29:13Z
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@futurebird It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out you were being sarcastic.
(DIR) Post #AlFE3adVbk7Xm4tbfs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T02:29:38Z
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@BillyGlennHoya Sorry.
(DIR) Post #AlFEBUUwJUPp3OegLY by BillyGlennHoya@libranigans.com
2024-08-23T02:30:58Z
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@futurebird lol - no worries. I was more like: Oh no did they have an earthquake? But wait: How could Harris cause that?
(DIR) Post #AlFECgDSEQOlgb2lMm by drahardja@sfba.social
2024-08-23T02:31:16Z
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@futurebird I live nearer to San Jose than San Francisco, but even here the rubble (mostly kale chips from the factory explosion) is knee-deep. Please send help.
(DIR) Post #AlFEEkaExqgFoKglea by LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T02:31:39Z
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@futurebird @GeePawHill Bad things are happening in Philadelphia. Not one, but two cats have told me their bowls are empty.
(DIR) Post #AlFEIn4LfHJGg6hLI8 by YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
2024-08-23T02:32:02Z
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@futurebird @GeePawHill Yes. It was salted. Poorly too. We asked for spicy, but they told us everything on the menu was mild. It's hell.
(DIR) Post #AlFEMHP3LADNcs2vYG by boyle@mastodon.online
2024-08-23T02:32:58Z
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@futurebirdIt's been so difficult. There are basically no parking spaces left at Whole Foods. I have decided to swim for Hawaii.
(DIR) Post #AlFEUeosA8FUZF7NLs by tx_tartan@deacon.social
2024-08-23T02:34:29Z
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@futurebird All we wanted to do was come for a visit… how did we know we wouldn’t make it out in time? I guess them’s the breaks.
(DIR) Post #AlFEe3VtiiTllDixDU by drell@hachyderm.io
2024-08-23T02:36:11Z
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@futurebird Oh dang, was I supposed to leave? I’ve been busy enjoying the weather, natural beauty, multicultural food cornucopia and cultural splendor.
(DIR) Post #AlFEgLnsgnEp47EJxg by NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social
2024-08-23T02:36:38Z
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@futurebird we're not dead yet
(DIR) Post #AlFEkZsuHIvxtZb2Aa by MLE_online@social.afront.org
2024-08-23T02:37:20Z
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@futurebird A small group of us survivors made it into the steam tunnels under union station right after kamala disarmed the police. We haven't seen the sky in months.
(DIR) Post #AlFEosfgN60DJsSk7s by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T02:38:09Z
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@MLE_online That's so sad!!!
(DIR) Post #AlFF5QyyZT4CMpNddw by jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com
2024-08-23T02:41:10Z
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@futurebird Oh God! Now the sun has nearly disappeared and the temperature has dipped below "pleasant". will the calamities never cease!?
(DIR) Post #AlFFDegVVjKJBEf5f6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T02:42:39Z
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@jrconlin I think maybe that is "the night time" ... is the Weird Bug slipping up?
(DIR) Post #AlFFPXH8spwvfzSjwm by jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com
2024-08-23T02:44:46Z
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@futurebird I don't know. There is a bank of low, white clouds that are just above the horizon, and they're just looming there.Some might say it's something called "fog" but clearly, it's the product of these troubled times.
(DIR) Post #AlFFZqvIgkkrVaAKky by Mikal@sfba.social
2024-08-23T02:46:39Z
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@futurebird I made it to Arizona this week just in time. Haven't heard from people back home since.
(DIR) Post #AlFFcxPl0jCUVdtMsy by mkranz@hachyderm.io
2024-08-23T02:47:06Z
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@futurebird @GeePawHill writing from Brooklyn, I can confirm. I am actually surprised by the quality of WiFi where I am currently, a crater slowly filling with magma and hungry, feral badgers
(DIR) Post #AlFFmda7bU05tXM7LE by astroPug@hachyderm.io
2024-08-23T02:48:57Z
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@futurebird It’s horrid. All our bird feeders are empty, and the squirrels are going to be big mad.
(DIR) Post #AlFFr3Y8zrDzakXPIe by tojiro@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T02:49:46Z
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@futurebird It's basically Mad Max out here, but the WiFi is good so we're managing.
(DIR) Post #AlFFwPMxIdXkiBr9xA by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
2024-08-23T02:50:43Z
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@futurebird I moved out of Silicon Valley; but I moved back to the Twin Cities.I still encounter people who pretend that they burned to the ground 4 years ago.Which I would have noticed.
(DIR) Post #AlFG6DIj1XQGB8YMls by kristinHenry@vis.social
2024-08-23T02:52:28Z
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@futurebird Still stuck here, sadly munching on the last tacos in SF.
(DIR) Post #AlFGpWiNgs0HQ9A1FQ by spacegeck@astrodon.social
2024-08-23T03:00:39Z
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@futurebird don't worry about us. worry about the rest of the country, which is about to be haunted by like a million gay ghosts.
(DIR) Post #AlFGt06wquP7SbJAtE by virtualbri@mastodon.online
2024-08-23T03:00:51Z
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@futurebird I shoved several aspiring actors and improv performers away to make the last helicopter out. It's nothing but Mexican food and artisanal pizzas out there.
(DIR) Post #AlFGuaHdqjBhw946AC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T03:01:35Z
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@spacegeck That sounds kinda nice.
(DIR) Post #AlFH06c150hDeNECP2 by kevinriggle@ioc.exchange
2024-08-23T03:02:35Z
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@futurebird just barely. I’m happier in New York but only because California is too cold and can’t put enough roofs over the heads of people who need them (I feel guilty quite honestly )
(DIR) Post #AlFHALo1RebbfUjFmC by cyndypoon@sfba.social
2024-08-23T03:04:25Z
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@futurebird I'm in SF and so tired of getting shot every time I cross the street to buy bread. I'm running out of Band-Aids.
(DIR) Post #AlFHmizHhkAsZLIL7Q by Jackiemauro@fosstodon.org
2024-08-23T03:10:24Z
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@kristinHenry @futurebird You have tacos?? I’m getting on my burner bike turned mad max war machine to come fight you for them. I’ve been surviving off of fennel and dew.
(DIR) Post #AlFHrJ43VsjrcNi9z6 by apophis@brain.worm.pink
2024-08-23T03:11:26.371436Z
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@BillyGlennHoya @futurebird when i saw this post i thought there was an actual hurricane!
(DIR) Post #AlFHrJsOUj0M8VGMRk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T03:12:09Z
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@apophis @BillyGlennHoya If it was that far out west it'd be called a typhoon!
(DIR) Post #AlFIOfJpnC86CAzxgm by NullNoMore@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T03:18:13Z
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@futurebird - trash is filing the streets. Which reminds me, I have to roll the recycling bins to the curb.
(DIR) Post #AlFIrjHK9Mq2sDgOxM by wendinoakland@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T03:23:30Z
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@futurebird Huh, my house seems fine — and I’m in OAKLAND! Quiet, comfortable, peaceful. No devastation that I can see, but how would I know?
(DIR) Post #AlFOAIC1Zpgu8ssJOq by jaythvv@infosec.exchange
2024-08-23T04:22:51Z
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@futurebird Santa Cruz county is all refugee tent camps and stuff. It's a tragedy
(DIR) Post #AlFPLBjy0Wx7GmVjCS by Stephenleader@sfba.social
2024-08-23T04:35:54Z
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@futurebird @mekkaokereke It’s terrible here
(DIR) Post #AlFPPlOVOCX70SebB2 by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2024-08-23T04:36:52Z
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@futurebird What, did we have an earthquake? Nobody notices anything less than a 6 anymore.
(DIR) Post #AlFf8a55nRniGNP0SG by ehproque@paquita.masto.host
2024-08-23T07:33:03Z
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@futurebird they're destroying you now? I thought it was only European cities that were on fire, with all the immigration and whatnot
(DIR) Post #AlFr6dkIOqJWV1W2YC by GenXLife@toad.social
2024-08-23T09:47:08Z
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@futurebird What now? In SoCal we’ve been raking the forests in 24 hour shifts. Must have been those damned Jewish space lasers.
(DIR) Post #AlFsceVdCF4c5WU8Se by EverydayMoggie@sfba.social
2024-08-23T10:04:08Z
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I regret to inform you that I am posting from the afterlife. At least there's wi-fi.@futurebird
(DIR) Post #AlGPZ6SYdH8K6UxkbA by jhoward@social.sdf.org
2024-08-23T16:13:07Z
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@futurebird