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 (DIR) Post #Akh2v04nwmitCQj9l2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T14:44:34Z
       
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       ... hear me out ... what if RFK is beyond every single bizarre NY mystery involving strange animal corpses? Can someone please ask him what he knows about the Montauk Monster and WHEN did he know it?
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh36fK2w7VcJ4Q2OO by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T14:46:44Z
       
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       Also, I'd like to know what happened to the bike from the bear incident. Those are kept by the NYPD and eventually auctioned to bike repair shops. SOMEONE is riding that bike around the city now I bet.
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh3viGxj8d6E2JlUu by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T14:55:57Z
       
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       @phooky He tries to tell the story like he's "The most interesting man in the world" but it comes off more like "bro really had nothing important to do with himself at all, and all the time and money in the world."His presidential campaign is just another bear corpse and bike he's dumping in the lap of people with real work to do and responsibilities while he stands back giggling watching the circus.
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh4cvGDJWqUxVZUlk by richpuchalsky@mastodon.social
       2024-08-06T15:03:44Z
       
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       @futurebird The Succession TV show got him pretty exactly in the character of the eldest sibling who ran for President and got 1%@phooky
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh4eb8L7ILH7Cgfw0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T15:04:04Z
       
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       @phooky He tried to make the case that he didn't expect the bear to be such a big deal... but I think it's obvious causing a big uproar was the whole point. It must have been a fun and amusing prank for him.I wonder if when they ran the prints there was a cover up? Not implausible because:1. NYC is paranoid and this would have gotten "could be terrorism" attention.2. There isn't a real serious crime so a cover up for a powerful man is lowstakes.
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh4hsHDpp4B9XP8Sm by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T15:04:26Z
       
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       @phooky I'm going to become a "bear cub and bike truther"
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh4kwilldzpnzkomO by WearsHats@realsocial.life
       2024-08-06T15:05:12Z
       
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       @futurebird @phooky Don't forget that last month RFK was on the phone with Trump. Most of the coverage focuses on Trump spouting antivax nonsense because he knows it's what RFK wants to hear. But the bigger issue is that they were discussing what clearly sounds to be a coordination between their campaigns. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-courts-rfk-jrs-support-leaked-phone-call-2024-07-16/
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh4utCrgo5PniZYDA by CuriousMagpie@mastodon.social
       2024-08-06T15:06:52Z
       
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       @futurebird Perfection 👩‍🍳😘
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh53fGurqYvBoeT3I by glennsills@dotnet.social
       2024-08-06T15:08:33Z
       
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       @futurebird @phooky Perhaps it's just the worm talking?
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh664IksXbVLpDomm by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T15:20:12Z
       
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       @phooky Though to be fair they may have thought the fingerprints were planted because can you imagine running them and it comes up RFK?"someone is messing with us"
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh6DfHdmLZY4lK4wK by DebR@mstdn.social
       2024-08-06T15:21:27Z
       
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       @futurebird @phooky He’s a freak.  A freak who has national recognition, not for anything he has done in service to the country, but because he was born into a famous family.  I hope he is pulling votes from the Republican ticket,  because they are the party of freaks.
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh7MUmeHoQo4UbLOa by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T15:34:25Z
       
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       Every time I see RFK I now hear the X-Files theme in my mind.
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh8BkgquE6gAoKaZs by drakenblackknight@mastodon.online
       2024-08-06T15:43:29Z
       
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       @futurebird @phooky If any family has learned how to get out of criminal charges and public scrutiny, it's the Kennedys. *coughCHAPPAQUIDDICKcough*
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh8HESlderVxaM8pM by RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
       2024-08-06T15:44:38Z
       
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       @futurebird @phooky So, that's situational irony, right?"Someone is messing with us" because the prints come back as RFK's, but it turns out that they really were getting messed with, and the messer was RFK?You put Shakespeare, AC Doyle, Sartre, and Ionescu in a modern day writers' room, and they wouldn't come up with that.
       
 (DIR) Post #Akh8QbYX9Hh8BiWRyi by john@sauropods.win
       2024-08-06T15:46:20Z
       
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       @futurebird Honestly, RFKs looney antics stealing votes from Trump is just
       
 (DIR) Post #AkhANnodJLGBFZqPHE by venya@musicians.today
       2024-08-06T16:08:10Z
       
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       @futurebird I've been listening to the #BehindTheBastards #podcast episode series on him and very much the same nowhttps://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-the-rfk-jr-episodes-198487913/
       
 (DIR) Post #AkhBWbzOkaKf8EdzXc by catselbow@fosstodon.org
       2024-08-06T16:20:26Z
       
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       @jencmars @futurebird There was an old man who killed a bear.I don't know where he killed the bear.He didn't care.There was an old man who stole a bike.From a tyke, he stole a bike.He stole the bike to lay on the bear.I don't know where he killed the bear.He didn't care....etc.