Post AkSYnsHumysQB96gK0 by WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop
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 (DIR) Post #AkSQLVVd5TNbn2U4XY by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-30T13:26:27Z
       
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       Signs you have carpenter ants1. keep finding tiny tools2. city sends a very tiny permit to affix to baseboard 3. try to move a book and are told “keep this entrance clear, ma’am” because of the “cement delivery coming later”4. Your dish rack is dismantled “because it’ll be cheaper to rebuild from scratch”5. no room on the dresser due to like 85 tiny pickups illegally parked there6. husband keeps hearing high pitched wolf whistles when exiting shower(my new drawing for this PSA)
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSReTsDUcFAAnezhI by jmax@mastodon.social
       2024-07-30T13:37:43Z
       
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       @futurebird "We'll be out in a week."
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSRw3HN6mQiuAnxb6 by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
       2024-07-30T13:44:10Z
       
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       @futurebird 7. You're woken up at 6am by the sound of tiny power tools.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSWpI0mR1NqLAdgTA by ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us
       2024-07-30T14:38:39Z
       
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       @futurebird Do they stop work around outlets because they've had trouble with electrician ants?Was this a union carpenter ant work site, ma'am?
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSXsrufViROVf3DRg by JoelBarr@mastodon.online
       2024-07-30T14:50:49Z
       
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       @futurebird do carpenter ants get plumber butt?
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSXuVKiQuHx3h0wZE by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-30T14:51:08Z
       
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       @JoelBarr *plumber gaster
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSY4stLhJ3F1JABJw by visionsofnapa@sfba.social
       2024-07-30T14:53:04Z
       
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       @futurebird LOL!
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSYnsHumysQB96gK0 by WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop
       2024-07-30T15:01:08Z
       
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       @futurebird I love that it's the husband getting the attentionLesbian carpenter ants aren't too unlikely, but statistically speaking...
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSaK3kVoOBQwiOT3I by JeffGrigg@mastodon.social
       2024-07-30T15:18:10Z
       
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       @futurebird And the other kind of carpenter ants can be identified by faint music with words like "Close to You", "Rainy Days and Mondays", "We've Only Just Begun", "Top of the World" and such.🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜
       
 (DIR) Post #AkScRmHUqCf6zkd7Bo by sadmac356@social.restless.systems
       2024-07-30T15:42:03Z
       
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       @futurebird carpenter ants lmao
       
 (DIR) Post #AkSoOi9ivC04mWIYro by rothko@beige.party
       2024-07-30T17:55:54Z
       
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       @futurebird omg cutest post ever
       
 (DIR) Post #AkStQCDL9NkI4AW8gK by Kencf618033@disabled.social
       2024-07-30T18:52:08Z
       
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       @futurebird 7) Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948) keeps streaming.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkT697CVprKezzJdia by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-30T21:14:44Z
       
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       @WizardOfDocs @jargoggles Ants don't really have gender as we know it? Workers and queens are nearly always the same sex. Ants do have roles/casteworker, queen, solider etc. and these function a bit more like gender but also not really.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkTQOGoSNXN8EkZGLY by bcasiello@floss.social
       2024-07-31T01:01:38Z
       
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       @futurebird @catsalad "We tried to pull permits but you know how slow those bureaucrants are."
       
 (DIR) Post #AkTVJqyoyx2ojL83rk by ninetiger@writing.exchange
       2024-07-31T01:56:51Z
       
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       @futurebird 🤣