Post AjbRwDR23J2IOaHJ20 by BrodieOnLinux@linuxrocks.online
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(DIR) Post #AjaeBWhHit2UltzHZQ by BrodieOnLinux@linuxrocks.online
2024-07-04T14:45:58Z
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Who would win in a fight, an absolutely plastered Linus Torvalds or Richard Stallman with a katana?
(DIR) Post #AjaeY7jsgOZ81eydcm by Huubje@ieji.de
2024-07-04T14:48:39Z
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@BrodieOnLinux is it a real katana and can Stallman tell?
(DIR) Post #AjaeodljMeUJzviZfs by ellenor2000@mastodon.top
2024-07-04T14:50:26Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus probably lifts.However, he'd have to be able to disarm Dicko.
(DIR) Post #Ajaf7oMgC1vsMY8rCa by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2024-07-04T14:57:44.364753Z
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Linus all they way.Being in the Finnish Navy he'd disarm and cave that pedo's face in.
(DIR) Post #AjafB9jBDrvVUHGFVo by 10leej@fosstodon.org
2024-07-04T14:58:19Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus actually puts some effort into being healthy so he gets my vote unless RMS sits down on him.
(DIR) Post #AjafCk5ZWC4GY6UW1I by georgemoody@tiny.tilde.website
2024-07-04T14:51:24Z
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@BrodieOnLinux torvalds is in .jpg while stallman is in .webp, the answer is obvious
(DIR) Post #AjafwhqCCzBktjDTjU by nore715@mamot.fr
2024-07-04T14:59:15Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus' wife would win 🤣
(DIR) Post #AjagRoB6hFV1WtpP04 by Alexander_Anotherskip_Davis@dice.camp
2024-07-04T15:01:47Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus, especially if he has access to all of his empties as ammunition.
(DIR) Post #Ajah5BQ4DgriuAbJiK by dasfrottier@mastodon.social
2024-07-04T15:09:39Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus, of course. But after the fight Stallman starts gaslighting everyone about the inevitability of his victory.
(DIR) Post #AjahOKQow9lMMF5BBY by kitsuneofinari@packmates.org
2024-07-04T15:12:46Z
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@BrodieOnLinux stallman with a katana.Linus may be in a drunken rage, plastered out of his mind when attacking Stallman, Stallman in fear would shove the katana right into Linus gut or chest.Honestly, it would not be a very exciting or interesting fight.
(DIR) Post #Ajahh5fE4DJu3hlbbU by trippedup@mstdn.starnix.network
2024-07-04T15:12:46Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Stallman would immediately ask for the steel recipe in the katana and refuse it's use if that wasn't available. While his opponent was distracted by the opportunity to lecture, Torvalds would grab the katana and open Stallman's source...
(DIR) Post #AjakLifqeDdeXPYjA0 by fury999io@fosstodon.org
2024-07-04T15:54:02Z
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@BrodieOnLinux @rms FTW
(DIR) Post #AjalvGQjEd9zJv03Ga by american_viking1982@www.minds.com
2024-07-04T15:15:28+00:00
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I will add that detail into the Fight Analyst on ChatGPT and see what it says.
(DIR) Post #AjaoUllutmymZJy6jI by alihan_banan@mastodon.world
2024-07-04T16:41:34Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus is from Finland and people out there know how to drink, so if even a Finnish person gets blasted, then he drunk too much and unlocked special martial arts called "Perkele"
(DIR) Post #Ajap0TwWind4XY3LDU by sl@social.exo.icu
2024-07-04T16:47:11Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Why fight, friendship is better
(DIR) Post #AjbRwCjQfQ9qDLsU4G by nore715@mamot.fr
2024-07-04T14:58:34Z
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@Huubje @BrodieOnLinux if it was made by a japanese blacksmith, touching the blade with his fingers is offending 😁
(DIR) Post #AjbRwDR23J2IOaHJ20 by BrodieOnLinux@linuxrocks.online
2024-07-05T00:04:10Z
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@nore715 @Huubje I believe it was a sharp katana, whether or not it's allowed to be classified as a katana in Japan I'm not sure
(DIR) Post #AjbvC5jZLjczobs4Ho by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2024-07-05T05:32:24.401495Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Obviously rms - someone plastered on proprietary rot poison has no chance against GNU/Blade.
(DIR) Post #AjbvSfJCqpMMmXRWuu by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2024-07-05T05:35:23.706129Z
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@BrodieOnLinux A 刀 can be any kind of sword or saber or knife and some chisels, although it's especially a single edged sword and as pictured is a single edged sword.
(DIR) Post #AjbvUjjtLklF6MueHY by get@glee.li
2024-07-05T05:35:38.331361Z
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@BrodieOnLinux Linus could probably beat up three richard stallmans at the same time
(DIR) Post #Ajc8P1bJKK2oAIVPc0 by Huubje@ieji.de
2024-07-05T07:57:05Z
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@BrodieOnLinux @nore715 Sharp is good enough, my money is on Stallman. It looks like that wasn't the first time he had a sword in his hands.