Post Ai2WOFJi2u0vF5VSBk by elithebearded@fed.qaz.red
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(DIR) Post #Ai1pCsDTITVmNmv3o0 by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T21:42:25Z
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Terrible idea: Christian programmer who comments their code with references to Bible verses which are applicable to the code's situation
(DIR) Post #Ai1pNaoeKbmtbNQ7wO by cam@hachyderm.io
2024-05-18T21:44:21Z
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@foone hm a buddy of mine started programming doing PHP dev for a church maybe I should ask if he did this
(DIR) Post #Ai1pVsZsB5NT0OSaGm by lime@hachyderm.io
2024-05-18T21:45:05Z
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@foone terry davis
(DIR) Post #Ai1pc9uYe23oVC861A by fwaggle@moodoo.org
2024-05-18T21:45:16Z
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@foone Ahh fuck, it's all Revelations.
(DIR) Post #Ai1plPqqkU9gXuoEvg by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T21:45:22Z
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If not BorrowCheck(p): ReleaseToFreeList(p); // Psalms 37:21
(DIR) Post #Ai1pwmSR2WWZqLoCFk by CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
2024-05-18T21:46:58Z
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@foone "I swear dude you always have the most cursed computer problems.""I do not!""Your error codes are from the Apocrypha!"
(DIR) Post #Ai1q4RkbuYIdwGxv1s by alicegg@hachyderm.io
2024-05-18T21:47:08Z
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@foone
(DIR) Post #Ai1qBp2phfPwD80QNc by sterophonick@bitbang.social
2024-05-18T21:48:03Z
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@foone you joke but there are multiple pieces of software i have used that inappropriately inserted bible quotes and evangelical shit into their documentation
(DIR) Post #Ai1qIQjWUVaOpy7nCi by elplatt@greatjustice.net
2024-05-18T21:48:35Z
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@foone better Idea: code comments compiled into verse and bound as a holy text
(DIR) Post #Ai1qNoyzl8Q3Ufvrgu by derfwhapper@toot.io
2024-05-18T21:48:43Z
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@foone you read the TempleOS code?
(DIR) Post #Ai1qakbfLEIBgZBYfo by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T21:48:52Z
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func SetupOSEnvironment() {/* Mark 8:36 */RegSet(AI_COPILOT, DISABLE);RegSet(AI_CORTANA, DISABLE);RegSet(CRYPTOCURRENCY_SUPPORT, DISABLE);}
(DIR) Post #Ai1qanHvN5He0CyKoq by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T21:50:23Z
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if bFirstRun: showTutorial(); // Psalm 32:8
(DIR) Post #Ai1qaodaM2CkBg79Dk by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T21:51:55Z
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Actually I should have put Proverbs 16:8 on that cryptocurrency one.
(DIR) Post #Ai1qappfuZT9tSmJhg by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T21:53:46Z
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func OnShutdownRequest(): // Matthew 4:17 for file in gOpenFiles: close(file);
(DIR) Post #Ai1r0Y2ChqcODutpXE by jgilbert@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T21:51:28Z
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@foone Worse Idea: instead of the Bible, use Moby Dick.
(DIR) Post #Ai1rO6cWHdAq9L7Rq4 by vriesk@hachyderm.io
2024-05-18T21:54:27Z
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@foone Great idea: Same as above, but with Kalevala verses.
(DIR) Post #Ai1rTTaaJUUMplm6YS by DotMaetrix@chitter.xyz
2024-05-18T21:54:04Z
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@foone pasting Matthew 19:26 in over and over until it Just Works
(DIR) Post #Ai1rbPhgdwVX6Gsivo by petealexharris@mastodon.scot
2024-05-18T21:55:05Z
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@foone Code reviews that take weeks of back-and-forth discussion about whether the code is correct, with references to the Talmud.
(DIR) Post #Ai1rjjyt8UriJ2tkNk by HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T21:59:22Z
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@foone // Matt 20:16void reverseArray(int arr[], int start, int end){ while (start < end) { int temp = arr[start]; arr[start] = arr[end]; arr[end] = temp; start++; end--; }}
(DIR) Post #Ai1rkzJnb8LOACH2AK by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T22:00:40Z
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/* this injects the decompression code into our own dll. Originally this was just a fread() and call, but with Windows XP SP3 turning on W^X (Data Execution Protection) we have a lot more work to do to avoid causing a security exception. - Ecclesiastes 7:10*/
(DIR) Post #Ai1rl1SNeCOenOIuoq by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T22:10:52Z
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func OnCommand(msg) : SendAck(msg); // Proverbs 15:23 switch(msg.type): ...
(DIR) Post #Ai1rpqH2eVzHYoIa9o by jonathankoren@sfba.social
2024-05-18T21:59:53Z
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@foone class Singleton // Exodus 20:3
(DIR) Post #Ai1rwS6auPFGd8Z1nM by karlhigley@recsys.social
2024-05-18T22:00:11Z
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@foone Ah, SQLite
(DIR) Post #Ai1s34BkEIyoTq7vkG by gremlins@cijber.social
2024-05-18T22:00:28Z
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@foone please see: curlsmith hair products, each with their own "recipe" (bible verse) referenced on the bottle ðŸ˜
(DIR) Post #Ai1sINOJ7JuMNcIra4 by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T22:01:24Z
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@dysfun nice
(DIR) Post #Ai1sR5MBXN4L3PSnFA by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T22:02:43Z
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@HighlandLawyer nice one.
(DIR) Post #Ai1sb4MG6bvWqtG5nU by Smoljaguar@spacey.space
2024-05-18T22:04:22Z
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@foone relevant: https://github.com/elonlit/Genesis
(DIR) Post #Ai1souONxFR7zwquES by ryancoordinator@fosstodon.org
2024-05-18T22:07:34Z
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@foone naturally written in Holy C
(DIR) Post #Ai1sw9eBdTrdKyhMhM by WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop
2024-05-18T22:08:00Z
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@foone worse idea: Jewish programmer who comments all their code with relevant passages of Talmud
(DIR) Post #Ai1tBCTTPGfORvrU24 by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T22:11:28Z
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My phone keyboard needs an "I am typing code" mode where it stops trying to autocorrect my spelling and punctuation
(DIR) Post #Ai1tI6m2zzpmnTqMPA by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T22:12:47Z
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@chris @fwaggle I knew that would turn up
(DIR) Post #Ai1tZUuqUdOuawFbma by Aaron@troet.cafe
2024-05-18T22:16:39Z
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@foone Temple Os is way ahead of you.
(DIR) Post #Ai1tm0mVqLowtoJuWu by vwampage@xoxo.zone
2024-05-18T22:27:23Z
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@foone I need one for typing puns.
(DIR) Post #Ai1tucxzkuIbe3ncZ6 by vadhakara@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T22:26:50Z
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@foone Everything I've ever written would just say "Jesus wept" at the bottom.
(DIR) Post #Ai1u3D8LAigC8CjOYC by kaynSD@peoplemaking.games
2024-05-18T22:35:25Z
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@foone I'm sorry but we can't have code in the library that just duplicates the Exodus 20:3 block.
(DIR) Post #Ai1uHw3cwUOjVyY1Sa by apicultor@hachyderm.io
2024-05-18T22:39:23Z
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@foone Not gonna lie, you got me thinkin' of Samuel L. Jackson there for a moment.
(DIR) Post #Ai1uQq2IhPKFRiAl1s by richard_merren@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T22:40:10Z
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@foone Or just "I am typing words at a higher level than 5th grade English"
(DIR) Post #Ai1uk2sv9UUgnVwaGG by jleedev@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-18T22:41:59Z
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@foone if (-1 == sbrk(1000)) { // Micah 6:7 kill(chld_id);}
(DIR) Post #Ai1wNC1bCgYQOPEYvA by iamdavidobrien@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T22:54:58Z
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A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!@foone
(DIR) Post #Ai1wmJ7nwVezeX70G8 by 1000millimeter@chaos.social
2024-05-18T23:07:06Z
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@foone Whey I read the follownup posts, is this just a self description?
(DIR) Post #Ai1wwTZZx6DCx6x516 by foone@digipres.club
2024-05-18T23:08:42Z
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@1000millimeter nope. But I can roleplay as them for comedic effect
(DIR) Post #Ai1xOenpnEeTtE3dHU by sebbs@dotnet.social
2024-05-18T23:14:18Z
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@foone what code might Ezekiel 23:20 describe?
(DIR) Post #Ai1xqqsCVcm9QxXnlo by nf3xn@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T23:19:24Z
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@foone Though Dante rather than the Bible IRL I have seen the comment on numerous occasions: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"
(DIR) Post #Ai1yKnCairtAjfMIEK by DrewNaylor@mastodon.online
2024-05-18T23:25:07Z
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@foone beginAuthentication(); // Genesis 3:5
(DIR) Post #Ai1zkjfqYwm1HCydl2 by cent@chaos.social
2024-05-18T23:40:28Z
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@foone cryptocurrency_support? What did I miss?
(DIR) Post #Ai1zqeEvgCJ6A0CpFo by rasteri@mastodon.scot
2024-05-18T23:40:58Z
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@foone /*Revelation 13:18*/typedef const const const unsigned char const const * const const const * const const const string;
(DIR) Post #Ai20tntKLrWauvAcTY by dannotdaniel@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T23:53:41Z
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@foone bwahahaha GOTO 4311
(DIR) Post #Ai21aGkVRvx2a2IFmK by turaiel@furry.engineer
2024-05-19T00:00:30Z
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@foone I need very badly for my phone to realize that I'm trying to type a URL
(DIR) Post #Ai22vNGCXIX4oGkJSS by lp0_on_fire@social.linux.pizza
2024-05-19T00:16:34Z
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I just don't use auto-uncorrect at all. It's easier.
(DIR) Post #Ai24rgi6TlrJsoAQ1A by ab78702@fosstodon.org
2024-05-19T00:38:18Z
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@foone on @fdroidorg there used to be a 'programmer's keyboard' I think?
(DIR) Post #Ai28bwhHflQoeGX5xg by danfuzz@mastodon.social
2024-05-19T01:19:32Z
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@foone Tangential I know, but somehow your comment compelled me to cough up this hairball.
(DIR) Post #Ai2TwANEdBHrtXdd6u by Tak@glitch.taks.garden
2024-05-19T05:19:00Z
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@foone Techbro who comments all his code with links to musk tweets
(DIR) Post #Ai2WOFJi2u0vF5VSBk by elithebearded@fed.qaz.red
2024-05-19T05:46:41Z
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@foone I just read "Mythical Man Month" this week. Frederick P Brooks Jr approves. The use of the Tower of Babel to explain the need for communication: good. The use of Noah's Ark to talk about cramming things in: strained. The citation of Acts 15:10 to excuse not using flow charts: over the god-damned top. (It is the justification for Christians not being circumcised.)
(DIR) Post #Ai2WVSUpRZVY91994y by elithebearded@fed.qaz.red
2024-05-19T05:47:42Z
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@foone I have this need, too. "No, that's a regexp you dumb thing"
(DIR) Post #Ai2YY91KViDOWCl09A by f4grx@chaos.social
2024-05-19T06:10:58Z
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@foone to select all these numbers you need to know the whole stuff by heart, right?
(DIR) Post #Ai2h8A058zKJcErGAS by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
2024-05-19T07:47:04Z
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@foone that reminds me of that one weird OS built by Christian fundamentalist which actually had good (technically) reviews at the time https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS
(DIR) Post #Ai2inEWdKCBtTdEU3k by gsuberland@chaos.social
2024-05-19T08:05:16Z
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@foone there's a guy on YouTube who does this occasionally, although he's Jewish so he quotes the old testament
(DIR) Post #Ai2q9Yf1qFW9yYkg3k by at@mathstodon.xyz
2024-05-19T09:28:02Z
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@foone git commit -am 'Revelation 16:17–21'
(DIR) Post #Ai2rpo6otaww0KSdAO by venite@mastodon.nl
2024-05-19T09:46:54Z
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@foone …love this idea actually 😳
(DIR) Post #Ai3KAK3mbrN5bgbx68 by Lucss21a@mas.to
2024-05-19T15:03:31Z
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@foone isn't that templeos?
(DIR) Post #Ai3jw0a0pyUfwbWNkm by balglaas@mastodon.social
2024-05-19T19:52:56Z
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@foone De goddeloze ontleent en geeft niet weder; maar de rechtvaardige ontfermt zich en geeft.