Post Acs3rCUEARh3rFNeAS by BuffyHartland@tweesecake.social
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 (DIR) Post #Acs3rCUEARh3rFNeAS by BuffyHartland@tweesecake.social
       2023-12-16T00:16:00Z
       
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       A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur in a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. . From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true. We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you!