Post AcrgFic3yaDZXvCh4C by unixbhaskar@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AcrfHlddbBtvYQLxyK by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-16T10:43:42Z
       
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       Oh, you think certificates are your ally. But you merely adopted the certificates; I was born with them, moulded by them
       
 (DIR) Post #AcrfU1h7jCGgpJpTv6 by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-16T10:45:50Z
       
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       While you were partying, I studied the hardware-backed key. When you were having pre-marital sex, I mastered the platform certificate. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated key attestation. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcrfqtTKStmhzAHUHo by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-16T10:49:47Z
       
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       @dianaprobst Fuck I've wasted my life god damnit
       
 (DIR) Post #AcrgFic3yaDZXvCh4C by unixbhaskar@mastodon.social
       2023-12-16T10:54:22Z
       
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       @mjg59 Ah, good one , Matthew :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AcrgNt4EzTPiHqHLEm by poswald@mastodon.social
       2023-12-16T10:54:39Z
       
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       @mjg59 the hardware-backed key is definitely the blade.
       
 (DIR) Post #Acrhb4W3ps9TVs8sD2 by lkundrak@metalhead.club
       2023-12-16T11:09:24Z
       
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       @mjg59 you don't understand.*we* are the barbarians.
       
 (DIR) Post #Acrjv6gnfIn9x9qXk8 by kevinriggle@ioc.exchange
       2023-12-16T11:35:03Z
       
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       @mjg59 and you’re like shit where can I get me some of them bitches (gender inclusive)
       
 (DIR) Post #AcrlQmPwfeK0Imd5pA by megamatt@mastodon.online
       2023-12-16T11:52:20Z
       
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       @mjg59 *signed* by them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcrljLENyPylUF4c6a by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-16T11:55:40Z
       
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       @kevinriggle I a 100% where can I add more certificates to this problem to make it not a problem
       
 (DIR) Post #AdIe7MYQu7h39ADTXs by Backtalk9667@social.linux.pizza
       2023-12-29T11:07:18Z
       
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       @mjg59 that's why I went parties and bored people to death with nerds trivia -- half for giggles or sadness, half for finding my better half.