Post AcPC0yBFMyKqLQHAtE by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AcPBgT9X1Il0K2hMG0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-02T17:01:12Z
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Friendly reminder to stop asking small content creators why they deserve a dollar a month and to start asking billionaires why they deserve billions of dollars.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcPBpFOZXU1WGDv3E8 by sps@historians.social
2023-12-02T17:02:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's a disappointingly high-quality fact, friend. You're destroying your own brand here!😋
(DIR) Post #AcPC0yBFMyKqLQHAtE by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-12-02T17:04:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Billionaires have digestive disorders caused by expelling shit out of the wrong end of the alimentary canal, leaving their anus dry and itchy.The only thing that relieves the discomfort is cotton-based paper and the chemicals in banknote ink.
(DIR) Post #AcPJXYDFdYRx2hhFE8 by hapbt@epsilon.social
2023-12-02T18:29:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts yes the quality briefly got better and i was very upsetit's all good now oror bad but that's good
(DIR) Post #AcPSDhL0toYf8iw436 by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-12-02T20:06:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why do *you* deserve billions of dollars?I've seen the accounts Mr. Facts.The offshore accounts in the caimans at the alligator farm.The secret swiss account tucked behind the provolone in the grocery store deli, thinking nobody would look all the way in the back. That's where the cheese with later expiration dates are kept!And don't get me started on the virgin islands accounts, because I can't think of a tasteful joke about that!
(DIR) Post #AcPUnyBLwyDpiLqA5o by conditional_soup@mastodon.social
2023-12-02T20:35:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Billion dollar corporations need billions of dollars because some day the owners hope to achieve the historic milestone of being the first person to afford american healthcare.
(DIR) Post #AcPVI77lGgsO8RXBTc by housepanther@masto.goblackcat.net
2023-12-02T20:40:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Absolutely!
(DIR) Post #AcPaQzCGbvT5vTgwGO by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-12-02T21:38:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts indeed, try to keep it down, please!
(DIR) Post #AcPf1OrP4UarlHYGxM by rubinjoni@mastodon.social
2023-12-02T22:29:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts If I had a dollars from every follower, I'd have 28 bucks. Which is nice, I can have a decent lunch with that money.
(DIR) Post #AcQ2xi8hqeGdIQQ1ya by Nagaram@hachyderm.io
2023-12-03T02:58:12Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou're right. I do give to much money to billionaires. And I do look forward to your posts.Keep up the good work!
(DIR) Post #Ad9U0jhtg2jgxiCmwq by wkfry@mastodon.social
2023-12-25T01:03:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some content creators help the world smile several times a day.I'm going to support that! ❤️
(DIR) Post #AdCoC9vR7Rym1I8scq by RoboChimera@fosstodon.org
2023-12-26T15:33:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts :ablobcatattentionreverse: I haz no money but i iz haz blobcat@lowqualityfacts