Posts by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AU7Q46kudiaGoLwCIq by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-03-29T20:20:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Penguin bodies are actually as deep as a horse’s, but everything behind the shoulder is projected into a 4th spacial dimension so it never presents a full flank to the enemy.
(DIR) Post #AUNigGHraV41tAOV16 by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T17:04:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spongebob's most dedicated superfan used to live in a pineapple under the sea, but it was nibbled to shreds by a hungry family of Patricks.
(DIR) Post #AUQ23LakwGJ7rhwjmi by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-04-07T19:48:11Z
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Life didn't begin at conception, it began ~3.5 billion years ago, and there's been an unbroken chain of protein replications and living cell divisions ever since.Mixing genes from 2+ parents was a live patch that produced many branches, but they all still connect back to Protein Zero. This means daisies and diphtheria are just very distant cousins.Abortion can't be a moral issue unless killing plants and germs is also a moral issue. It has to be seen as a women's health issue.
(DIR) Post #AVxUTnYf5X2EijjKka by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-05-23T21:07:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought it was founded in 1799 to make guillotines for the French Revolution.It wasn't their original intention, but the idea came to them after an unfortunate accident when a customer asked an employee to climb up the ladder and fetch a big chopping knife from the top shelf.
(DIR) Post #AaVEyWjgTjcC7sg2Fc by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:22:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I only joined your Patreon so my credit card would get used every month. Otherwise it gets clogged and you have to spend 10 minutes digging around with a toothpick and blowing on it to dislodge the stuck money.
(DIR) Post #AcPC0yBFMyKqLQHAtE by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-12-02T17:04:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Billionaires have digestive disorders caused by expelling shit out of the wrong end of the alimentary canal, leaving their anus dry and itchy.The only thing that relieves the discomfort is cotton-based paper and the chemicals in banknote ink.
(DIR) Post #Ad7Am0x0znyOebchsW by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-12-23T22:18:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some cars come with a special signal to let other drivers and the police know that you really need to poo.
(DIR) Post #Aq998PpW5hOaTxwDy4 by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2025-01-15T21:53:36Z
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@robinhood Bring on the revolution.
(DIR) Post #AsmUUbOAtCKq29USbw by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2025-04-05T12:43:58Z
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@stux If only they'd hold still.
(DIR) Post #AsmUkupQNhqoxR0zwm by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2025-04-05T12:46:55Z
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@stux I'm not sure if you mean to catapult the 💩 or the dictators, but I find that it wouldn't actually matter.
(DIR) Post #B065PzUWeykb9kIkFs by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2025-11-08T13:29:14Z
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@stux Oh yeah? I know a guy who bankrupted FOUR casinos.
(DIR) Post #B065Q1JFtqvKnN2lxw by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2025-11-08T13:31:16Z
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@stux Well, he owned and managed them at the time.
(DIR) Post #B19GIk4h1WKl5fOaAK by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2025-12-11T19:15:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Neither was Max Von Sydow. I've never seen a young Max Von Sydow. He even looked old in The Seventh Seal.And then there's Christopher Plummer. And Patrick Stewart.