Post AcNIzCQ7lWU5IDPy8O by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AcNIzCQ7lWU5IDPy8O by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T19:13:34Z
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Person: A I have spent a year of my life blankly staring at Excel sheets.Employer: Sorry but you are not qualified, we are looking for someone with more experience.Person B: I have spent ten years of my life blankly staring at Excel sheets. I learned nothing after the first year, but life's glimmer has slowly started to fade.Employer: You must be very smart, let me show you to your office sir/madam.
(DIR) Post #AcNJKZp5wwkZxMI7Vo by TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
2023-12-01T19:17:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Excel is at the bottom of more human misery than simple ones and zeros should be capable of.
(DIR) Post #AcNNHd1Tzp4epPw2dc by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-12-01T20:01:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sadly, I can relate... ðŸ˜
(DIR) Post #AcNRH2dRgUbdn4fRtg by TimWardCam@c.im
2023-12-01T20:46:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah yes, the difference between the pilot with 10,000 hours and the pilot with one hour repeated 10,000 times.
(DIR) Post #AcNRdusMhR5iNyYO1I by cosmiclibrarian@universeodon.com
2023-12-01T20:50:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts I used to make spreadsheets...I'm still very good at it....Bwahahahaaa...!
(DIR) Post #AcOyk7tahFOi9HeiZc by skyportradio@mastodon.social
2023-12-02T14:36:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I spent 5 years of my life staring at Lotus 1-2-3 sheets, then Excel ruined my job
(DIR) Post #Ad7fr31zmmVP8Ipi4G by shaknais@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T04:06:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Three or four times, I've been to a job interview when they asked if I had at least N years experience with a product. Which had only existed for N - 2 years.After I told them that... They still asked if I had N years experience.