Post AcJ7wVVUTApLUYbNRY by kerouac666@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AcJ7UoQ8YVKk2jtMDg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-29T18:45:51Z
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Here's some helpful Mastodon tips for the newcomers on here:1. The app automatically scans your eyes. Make sure to wear sunglasses if you don't want this data to be collected and sold to eyeball enthusiasts.2. The platform has voice-activated capabilities. Try yelling "BORED!" and the nearest Mastodon employee will come tell you a joke.3.Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-Finland" or "anti-Finland" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.
(DIR) Post #AcJ7dPZSJcUFZzLpFA by Grizzlysgrowls@twit.social
2023-11-29T18:47:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts When they scan your eyes, do you get a free WorldCoin?
(DIR) Post #AcJ7qV0nOhEqDdNbxA by alice@marrow.haus
2023-11-29T18:49:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Two chemists walk into a bar.The first orders H₂O.The second begins, "I'll have some H₂O," pauses and glares at his coworker before continuing, "as well."MURDER PLOT FOILED… uh … sorry. Not an employee, but read that as a request. 🙃(And yes, a chemistry gag is my go-to "X walks into a bar" joke. H₂O₂ would be hydrogen peroxide, a form of bleaching substance, and very un-good for you. In case anyone coming across this is not a fan of chemistry.)
(DIR) Post #AcJ7wVVUTApLUYbNRY by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-11-29T18:51:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, but Finland isn't real, bro. Please fin spreading Fin existence propaganda.https://www.reddit.com/r/finlandConspiracy/
(DIR) Post #AcJ8XgYMMXiGSwfiQi by jailandrade@mastodon.social
2023-11-29T18:57:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts what if I am neutral-finland
(DIR) Post #AcJ9NL9HBnob8gZPWK by maartjeS@mastodon.nl
2023-11-29T19:07:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts 2. And the jokes are sooo good and never told before
(DIR) Post #AcJLIH8zqjT6imn5f6 by caseyjonesed@awscommunity.social
2023-11-29T21:20:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣 fyi pro Finland for the record. keeping an eye on Norway though.
(DIR) Post #AcJNpH4dKdkby3c3HM by Nencel@gaygeek.social
2023-11-29T21:48:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts what if im neutral about Finland
(DIR) Post #AcJNpsNice0BfxpJfE by ErrorCrater@kolektiva.social
2023-11-29T21:49:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts is there an "ambivalent about finland" option
(DIR) Post #Ad3QEwxaq6aC0bwqNU by Heterokromia@aus.social
2023-12-22T02:52:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts You Finland-shamer.
(DIR) Post #Ad3QUztPhhS1jme3VI by jobriq@dftba.club
2023-12-22T02:55:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts pro Finkand
(DIR) Post #Ad3SFdVupH4HtXSP4K by chkaloon@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-22T03:15:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finland ftw
(DIR) Post #Ad3SHQpwvg319ogTCq by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-12-22T03:15:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Item 1 is a lie! The eyeball data is uploaded to the Internet Eyeball Circumference Database and releases under the terms of the GNU LGPL.
(DIR) Post #Ad3fkl22DsQVaoePIW by osma@mas.to
2023-12-22T05:46:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wearing sunglasses while anti-Finland is in fact illegal. Also, these people will be recorded as highly suspect and tagged for further processing.
(DIR) Post #Ad3fpOkcURcXwCiZ8a by linjari@mastodontti.fi
2023-12-22T05:47:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts torille!
(DIR) Post #Ad41GswLFRLLlnVh5c by piofthings@mastodon.social
2023-12-22T09:47:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts John Mastodon is coming to kick your butt for that 🤣🤣🤣