Posts by kerouac666@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AZC9C2N20kY7p4X4t6 by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-08-28T16:11:12Z
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beginning to think that my bosses love of golf and discussing golf and claiming golf as "business expenses" might not mesh with my world view that golf courses should be destroyed
(DIR) Post #AZWopZcA65P36AFslU by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-09-07T15:46:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts as to point 4, is this why you hired a P.I. to stalk me and ruin my life after I wrote that burritos are better than tacos?
(DIR) Post #Aa00lRv35l9U6eFOM4 by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-09-21T17:46:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Jon Hamm, or as I like to call him, "The Hammer Claw!"
(DIR) Post #Aa9FsBajRYm7EG3Oue by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-09-26T04:48:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts he can set foot in my Applebees! Know what I mean?! But also not legally.
(DIR) Post #AaRnVYGtqbR6CFR1pA by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T18:01:16Z
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one cool thing about ordering covid tests from the USPS is you get a confirmation e-mail that makes it feel like you've got someone who cares about you. I asked if they could also bring soup.
(DIR) Post #AaRnaMwhNrwCWBHcLg by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-09-04T21:19:27Z
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Ohhhh! Someone just pointed out that Trump’s mugshot is technically the copyright of the state of Georgia, so any money he’s made off it is made off of copyright infringement and so any profits gained highly illegal. An absolute open and shut case if the state decides to pursue it.
(DIR) Post #AaRncqSubNcCeOX0Ii by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-08-19T04:14:16Z
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I want some numbers showcasing the uptick of the name “Barbie” listed as a cause in divorce proceedings from Jan 2023 to Aug 2023
(DIR) Post #AaRng3oPR43Muh7Tw9 by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T03:46:30Z
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I showed you my assassination coordinates please respond
(DIR) Post #AaVGkiKOmYqNvtOJMG by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:42:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts you spend five minutes on your posts in MS Paint!? It takes me 3 days to add text to erotic pics of my waifu.
(DIR) Post #Ab8m1dOkgAmYBlYexM by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-10-25T21:06:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts he still doesn't actually know how to ride a bike as it was the steroids doing all the work while he just sat on it
(DIR) Post #AbDShtPSVqzSiVYrHk by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-10-28T03:23:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts featuring head chef Quentin Tarantino
(DIR) Post #AbXJWsWWt73bZf6N7o by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-11-06T17:14:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts is it made of Kevlar, because feels like you and God could have a real marketing opportunity here, though he can get weird about contracts
(DIR) Post #Abq69TDSSoZAevNoDw by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-11-15T18:44:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is why you can make out with a walrus until you die of old age
(DIR) Post #AcJ7wVVUTApLUYbNRY by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-11-29T18:51:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, but Finland isn't real, bro. Please fin spreading Fin existence propaganda.https://www.reddit.com/r/finlandConspiracy/
(DIR) Post #AcQFdKAcYPEwZNvKKG by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-12-03T05:20:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts for real true glass eye story. In college, I tutored in an under 10 after school thing and one kid (not mine, about 8) had a glass eye. He’d be in a room, take it out, slide it into a neighboring room through an open doorway, then stomp in a second later and scream, “Anyone seen my eye!? Where my eye at?!?!” We had threaten time outs to make him stop as it was super unhygienic and also scared all the younger kids to the point of crying.
(DIR) Post #AcoDsDIziVZa6i5k80 by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-12-14T18:53:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yellow as a weakness? Does this confirm James Cameron is the Green Lantern?
(DIR) Post #AhfmbJzx58Ac9mRYKO by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-06-26T16:29:19Z
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@v64 gettin' up in them guts!
(DIR) Post #AhsC05eiNCi3fGw78a by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2024-05-05T04:32:12Z
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Not super in the know rap-wise, but as someone who has absolutely hated Drake for about13 or so years now, I’m enjoying this Kendrick/Drake battle quite a bit. When I was on a Billie Eilish project that f-ing creep was hanging around her when she was still just 17.
(DIR) Post #Aji4vIfWAdBHUyMr4a by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2024-07-08T04:20:44Z
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The awkwardness when someone claims they took and sent a nude just for you but they left the EXIF data in and it shows it was taken years ago
(DIR) Post #AkhAoQxaOaPuBRjMwq by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2024-08-06T16:13:04Z
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@futurebird @RiversideBryan yes! I was going to say that this is easily the sultriest fire hydrant I've ever seen.